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April 18th 2017

April 18th 2017, the day we thought ACTUAL aliens would kill us all
Obviously not true because it’s not 2017!
-April 17th-
Shane Dawson- Hey what’s up you guys YES!
-April 18th-
You- Bro! It’s April 18th!!
Bro- Oh shit! We gonna die!
Everyone- *Expects death*
-April 19th-
Everyone- WE ARE REALLY DUM
Shane Dawson- *doesn’t talk about it*

On April 18th 2017 we were all really dum
by Stoopid dood October 26, 2019
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2017 Warriors

arguably the greatest warriors team ever.
signed kevin durant in 2016 free agency after winning 73 GAMES the season prior, but losing to lebron and the cavs in 7 after blowing a 3-1 lead.
gentleman swept the cavs in 2017 finals and 4-0 swept them in 2018 finals
won 67 games while KD missed 20.
absolutely elite point differential (4th all time, behind 1972 lakers, 1971 bucks, and 1996 bulls)
lebron averaged 34 12 and 10 in the finals but they still couldnt beat this juggernaut
the "hampton 5" or "death lineup" consisted of steph curry, klay thompson, draymond green, andre iguodala, and kevin durant.
KD won finals mvp (as well as the year after)

16-1 in the playoffs (best of all time, better than '01 lakers)
draymond green also won DPOTY
warriors won TOTY award at the espys
curry, durant, green, and klay were all allstars that season.
bob myers won executive of the year
first team to have four players hit four threes in a single game
tied for most all-stars on a single team in history with 4 other teams
most games with a 40-point winning margin or higher in regular season
45 points in the 1st quarter of a playoff game (tied with 3 other teams for 1st all time)
+16.3 point differential per game going into nba finals (largest margin in NBA history)
a bonafide DYNASTY.
The 2017 Warriors made me get so much money!

The 2017 Warriors are better than the 1996 bulls!
by obliterate3 February 25, 2022
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The Great Cock War of 2017

The epic battles that ensued over the possession of the sacred cock, as he who controls the cock controls the universe. Where were you when the cock flew.....?
"Hey son, learn about anything interesting in school today?"
"Yeah! We learned about the commanders in the Great Cock War of 2017!"
by Emperor Joseph II November 19, 2017
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23 Feb 2017

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adc in 2017

Popular League of Legends Twitch meme involving a marksman getting deleted in a very rapid way.
Supposed to emphasize the squishiness of ADCs in the most recent patches.
*Sneaky walks to lane and gets one shot by the enemy support*
Twitch chat: "ADC IN 2017 LUL"
by Void Scroll June 28, 2017
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2017

The year when New Style Boutique (Nintendo 3ds game) customer Shabnam became a fanon character (made public in mid-2020), cringy songs are released, and the world has gone CRRAAAAZZZZZYYYYYY
by thecharacterwannie August 3, 2022
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december 17 2017

Hey what day is it?
December17!
Remember that day?

December 17 2017?
Yes!
Happy 80th anniversary let’s get tacos and pasta and plan our funerals together!
I love you

I love you more
by Cupid_da_lovebaby January 14, 2021
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