The epic battles that ensued over the possession of the sacred cock, as he who controls the cock controls the universe. Where were you when the cock flew.....?
"Hey son, learn about anything interesting in school today?"
"Yeah! We learned about the commanders in the Great Cock War of 2017!"
"Yeah! We learned about the commanders in the Great Cock War of 2017!"
by Emperor Joseph II November 19, 2017
Get the The Great Cock War of 2017mug. 
The year that foresaw the presidential inauguration of Donald Trump, the travel ban, multiple humanitarian atrocities, the “unexpected and mysterious” assassination of Kim Jung Un’s brother, the breakout of the second Cold War, the formation of a U.K. government which features a party who believe abortion should be chargeable with murder and that teaching anything other than creationism in schools should be a criminal offence, 2 big hurricanes, and the paradise papers.
On the bright side, the end of a 30+ year dictatorship in Zimbabwe, Australia’s realisation that two gay people getting married doesn’t affect anyone else, an attempt to ban transgenders from the military didn’t pass, nor did ‘the wall’, and numerous animal species aren’t endangered anymore.
On the bright side, the end of a 30+ year dictatorship in Zimbabwe, Australia’s realisation that two gay people getting married doesn’t affect anyone else, an attempt to ban transgenders from the military didn’t pass, nor did ‘the wall’, and numerous animal species aren’t endangered anymore.
by 0gligarchySUCKS April 23, 2018
Get the 2017mug. 2017 was a bad year.
It has entered the lexicon and slang of a generation meaning something that is bad, unworthy or the 'worst of the worst'.
It has entered the lexicon and slang of a generation meaning something that is bad, unworthy or the 'worst of the worst'.
Met this girl and thought she was awesome. She turned out to be a 2017 so I dropped her and got on with my life.
by Iam ToolZ January 1, 2018
Get the 2017mug. Ajit Pai: I will make the Internet better
(big company): Woo!
Internet users: WTF!
Net Neutrality will end December 14, 2017
(big company): Woo!
Internet users: WTF!
Net Neutrality will end December 14, 2017
by TheSlappingZebra December 13, 2017
Get the December 14, 2017mug. OMG it's 2017. Finally the taxes are low enough thanks to the GOP and Trump and the Corvette is ruling.
by TrumpFan007 October 15, 2017
Get the 2017mug. Popular League of Legends Twitch meme involving a marksman getting deleted in a very rapid way.
Supposed to emphasize the squishiness of ADCs in the most recent patches.
Supposed to emphasize the squishiness of ADCs in the most recent patches.
by Void Scroll June 28, 2017
Get the adc in 2017mug.