Hot Pocket

The act of a male deficating into a female's mouth, and then having her perform oral sex while the fecies is steaming in her mouth.
Hot Pocket: Immediately after shitting in your mom's mouth, I proceeded by skull fucking her as she gagged on corn chunks.
by tittybounce January 3, 2011
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Hot Pocket

Fucking a chick till she starts to orgasm then pull out and shove your entire dick into her mouth.
Did you hear about her boyfriend giving her the hot pocket last night?!
by SliceYouUpSpick August 22, 2010
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hot pocketing

pooping in someones foldout couch and folding it back up and leaving it for the unsespecting owner of the couch
by DE BIG BLAM September 8, 2009
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the hot pocket

a sex position where the woman is on her side with one leg under the man between his legs and the other either straight in the air or around his body. The g-spot and clit will be stimulated at the same time. this can also be for anal sex. the man can move back and forth while the woman grinds. the man can also change around his postion by leaning either forward or back or anyway he wants. Since the womans thighs are together it causes her vagina to be extra warm and extra tight.
"So, what you and Tonks do last night, Raiden?"
"Got some Hot Pockets, if you know what I mean."
"Nice, bet that pussy was nice and hot and tight."
"Yeah you can never go wrong withThe Hot Pocket"
by nymphy the kitten October 18, 2013
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hot pockets

1. The most delicious form of evil. It tastes, looks, and smells good, but you practicly die of burns when you take a bite if you don't wait 5 minutes.
-What happened to your face?! Its all...charred!
-I had hot pockets last night.
by Ricky February 27, 2004
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hot pocket

a woman's special lady parts, aka vagina.
yo girl, thanks for letting me hide my tube steak inside your hot pocket
by Tricky77 September 8, 2012
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hot pocket

I let this dude invade my hot pocket with his rrocket
by naughty nikki December 29, 2013
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