Scratch-off authority

Authority figures, with veneer of legitimacy so thin, that it can be readily removed, to reveal the criminal constitution that is beneath.

The mother was a hypocrit, and a scratch-off authority, with a history of criminal faults, that she hid behind the facade of respectable, government, employee.

by ancestaera June 26, 2020

Fucked Off

Noun: When something is broken, damaged, Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition(FUBAR), amiss, or severely messed-up.

This Chainsaw is Fucked Off

by Gingergeorge June 27, 2020

off topic

Hey do you like waffles?

Also, how do you approve of the president?

this definition is off topic i guess

by nlolhere July 1, 2020

Random Pop-off Disorder

Random Pop-off Disorder (RPD) is a disorder that allows you to become god-tier at a video game's character/weapon/legend/gamemode and then taking that skill away from you the next day/week

*On a normal day Random Pop-off Disorder kicks in for Michael*
Michael: I just got a Pentakill with Yasuo! I'm so good at him!
*The next day*
Michael: We lost this game because I fed 0/15/3 with Yasuo...

by Ninja Yoshi July 4, 2020

off-white privilege

When you're white enough to enjoy the socio-economic benefits, but you're actually mixed so you can criticize white people without seeming self-loathing.

Darren: "Man, white people suck."
Chris: "Dude, you're white."
Darren: "I'm actually half Mexican, so I can say that. That's my off-white privilege."

by Playilan July 5, 2020

Jig-off

In the Super Smash Bro’s. Community, “jig-off” is known as an 8-player match that consists of only playing the Jigglypuff character.

Hey, are you guys ready to play a Jig-off?

by fangys88 July 12, 2020

Yacking off

When you jack off with a fur glove that feels like an animal (Ex. Yack fur)

My friend was hunting when he made a glove and started “Yacking off”

by Sexy Squidward July 13, 2020