no shit sunday

we dont shit on sundays

Person 1: “Yo I gotta take a mean one rn”
Person 2: “Just go use the bathroom”
Persom 1: “Nah bro I cant, it’s no shit sunday”

by findalife June 9, 2024

Testilectro Strawberry Sundae

When you attach your car battery's jumper cable's to your testicles after putting them in your partner's mouth, turning on the power and letting the electricity force them to bite down on your dingleberries hard enough to bleed while foaming at the mouth.

"My girlfriend said if I don't show up to her old cunt of a father's party she'd give me a Testilectro Strawberry Sundae the next time she sees me."

by Celenrei June 16, 2024

Doing a Sunak

Verb - To fail miserably through arrogance and hubris.

Boris Johnson’s throwing of parties during the pandemic, in direct violation of lockdown rules, is a prime example of a politician "Doing a Sunak".

by Professor Hulk June 27, 2024

Mother-May-I-Super-Sunday-Sandwich-Eternus-Dibs

How you claim something eternally using dibs. If you say or write it wrong, someone can get the chance to eternally claim it before you correct yourself. Nothing beats this, and whatever you eternally claim is your's. Unless your friend is a sore loser.

"Hey, I want that!"
"Mother-May-I-Super-Sunday-Sandwich-Eternus-Dibs!"
"Damn it."

by Loafofstalebread June 29, 2024

Trey's Sunburn

A shot of equal parts Fireball and Malibu to commemorate the amazing, adventerous, and loving life Trey lived.

When we remember Trey we all take a Trey's Sunburn shot at the bar.

by Ohio guy 71 January 3, 2025

Six ways south of Sunday

To do something barely, haphazardly, or in every way ridiculously.

You are doing that six ways south of Sunday

by 3/4Mortarman March 7, 2026

My dearest ray of sunshine

The feeling of warmth, comfort and home when one finds themselves staring into an unexpected blessing.

To my dearest ray of sunshine,

I cherish every season with you.

by Moon shaped Brioche March 17, 2026