drawstring pussy

A woman of loose morals, even looser genitals. When a woman loses vaginal tightness and grip, she must resort to extreme measures by doing the obvious, tying up her bits to appear Like A Virgin for every encounter with every Tom Dick and Harry...or Tom, whose dick is hairy.

Your granny's been around the block. My grandpa told me that she had a drawstring pussy before she was 21...he had her back in 1945.

It's really difficult curing a yeast infection when you got a drawstring pussy; it's quite messy and hard to deal with.

drawstring pussy by Blu Finger April 6, 2008

Goblin Pussy 

An ugly ass mother fucker, oringinating in Northwest San Antonio, Texas, who talks shit and plays mister innocent all the time. He enjoys extra curricular activities such as gliding around on his glider and being violated in the asshole repeatedly by a lion looking motherfucker. He stars in such movies as Spiderman 1,2, and 3, Harry Potter 1,2,3, and 4, and Enchanted. There have been known to not shower, wash their hair, or brush their teeth. They are virgins, and will always be. They drop drumsticks alot. When witnessing a goblin pussy, please keep your distance and try not to look into their green pericing eyes.

Sergio: hey you Goblin Pussy where did you park your glider this morning?

Goblin Pussy:Eeeeeeeeeeee thats messed up...

Goblin Pussy by sed1209 May 18, 2009

Lunch meat pussy 

When a woman's labias hang out or pertrude out to resemble two pieces of folded lunch meat. Some vaginas are this way naturally, though they tend to get that way from a lot of usage like with pornstars or a ho.

"Damn that bitche's pussy's been so beat up she's got lunch meat pussy."

"I got some man-naise to go with that lunch meat pussy!"

Lunch meat pussy by Jenuine McCoy April 26, 2008

vampire bat pussy 

What a womans vagina looks like right after banging her while she is on the rag.

Sheesh, Kelly had a wicked vampire bat pussy after I finished fucking her.

vampire bat pussy by T@R December 31, 2006

ass pussy

When other expletives don't suffice, this oddly offensive and angry remark provides full satisfaction.

Oliver, stop being a fucking ASS PUSSY and get out of my house!

ass pussy by pkflash May 9, 2009

I fucking eat my pussy bitch 

i love to eat pussy and deepthroat dick I suck my grandpas dick and my dads and I eat my moms pussy and suck her boobs

I fucking eat my pussy bitch and i love it

I fucking eat my pussy bitch by pooii November 9, 2019

storm pussy 

A person who is afraid of thunder storms and lightning and keeps telling everyone the following day how he/she could not sleep and was terrified due to storms during the night.

"Santosh, you are such a storm pussy", said Kristen.

storm pussy by Kristen Jensen September 5, 2007