dick canopy

1. A slang term referring to an enlarged foreskin that can be used to protect things from the sun.

2. An alternate name for a banana hammock (literally a canopy for the dick), or any covering for the penis.

3. A derogatory term for someone who sucks so much dick that they act like a canopy, when this person finally comes back up for air the penis has a tan line.

1. Jill: "Did you see the dick canopy on that guy?"
Jane: "Yeah it could fix the hole in the ozone layer."

2. "Eww, that guys dick canopy makes his junk look like a fruit bowl."

3. TOB: "Man that chicks a fucking dick canopy."
Mat: "Yeah, shes a real jizz lizard."

by Thomas O'Brien (TOB) April 10, 2008

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dick stop

when a girl has a monster nose. Then tries to give you oral pleasure. Once Her mouth goes down the shaft, her nose will hit your stomach and STOP your shaft from exceeding deeper into the throat.

when see that a girl has a big nose, then she goes down on you. If her nose touches your belly then she has a dick stop. Most girls with a huge nose you can more then likely say they have a dick stop.

by Keefler Elf March 16, 2009

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shmig dick

the morning-after effects on one's penis after a night of getting shmiggy. symptoms include urinating laundry detergent, blisters, and in some cases your penis falling off

yo, she just gave me dome and i got gnarley shmig dick!

by dkjhg iun4 March 23, 2009

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Dumble Dick

An odd-shaped dickhead that comes to a point resembling a wizard hat. When you take lots of drugs, your own cock will resemble a dumble dick. Thus, you can dumble dick someone if you have a pointed cock or if you are really fucked up.

I got dumble dicked at dead baby field.

by Coreycock January 8, 2009

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