butt quivers

When you’re about to have diarrhea, but someone’s already in the bathroom so you quench your butt so tightly it quivers.

The line was so long for the bathroom earlier and I had to clench so tight, I got the butt quivers.

by Paddison November 17, 2017

cute butt cheek

someone who isn’t thick but sure has a cute ass ;)

boy 1: hey do you see that cute butt cheek over there?

boy 2: yessss wow she’s a keeper and everyone is going to ask how you got such a cute butt cheek

by md123785 November 29, 2017

Butt

Bitch+slut=butt

Omg he is such a butt

by Beefcakeboucher November 30, 2017

butt potato

Losing your anal virginity

I lost my butt potato last night.

by zorgylp February 21, 2018

killer butt

A really nice ass

Mande has a nice killer butt

by Mymande February 27, 2018

Butt-Drunk

That moment when your rear-end releases everything in your stomach, then begins to dry heave after being emptied. This condition is normally accompanied by questions like, "What the hell did I eat?" and followed by, "I'm never eating that again" knowing damn well you're going to be greedy in 48 hours.

Bruh I swear fo gawd I'm butt-drunk. I've been on this toilet for 48 minutes!

by JackBanner May 8, 2018

butt autism

The condition upon which one sits on the toilet until their butt turns numb. This condition can travel down your legs if untreated, leaving you with temporary paralysis and unable to avoid all the people you’ve pissed off by hogging the bathroom.

Matt: Where the hell were you and why you walking funny?
Dan: He was in the shitter for an hour and didn’t wash his hands.
Joel: I got butt autism and I need a place to lie down

by superdada May 8, 2018