baby microwave

Baby microwave describes a person who has had really sexy burns from a microwave when he was 4.
Random guy: Dude that guy looks like a *baby microwave*
Other guy: I know!
by Fake Real Name March 23, 2021
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Baby Crowd

When a group of people gathers in a large crowd to look at a baby
When Trinny brought her son Henry to the concert, there was a massive baby crowd.
by Trinnamn March 30, 2017
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Big fat baby

Bfb: noun, (B-F-B) - arguably the worlds first bro toddler, universally renowned as the greatest drink toast champion of all time and party ambassador. (Commonly associated w/the KOS) also see escape artist, also see Cookie Monster slayer
Damn big fat baby is killing it in breezy today
by Dblax August 27, 2022
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Throw a baby at her face

An expression used when someone says or does something entirely stupid. The expression is related to someone having unprotected sex at a young age and getting knocked-up. Yeah, probably one of the stupidest things you could do. Getting knocked-up leads to babies, and so when someone says/does something really dumb, throw a baby at their face because if they want to do something that stupid, they'll probably end up doing even more stupid things like... oh, getting themselves pregnant. Just, don't really throw a baby at their face, it might harm the infant.

The "her" can be interchangeable to "his" or "their"
Girl 1: Nazis are Jews.
Girl 2: ... You're kidding me.
Girl 1: Aren't Nazis Jews?!
Girl 3: Just throw a baby at her face.
by a living spoon March 21, 2010
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Salsa Baby

When you save up hot sauce packets in a paper bag. When you have enough that it weighs the same amount as a baby, You have made a salsa baby.
Y'all need to get that Diablo Sauce from the Salsa Baby. OK sugar?
by Buttercup Shinkicker April 05, 2023
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Baby bomber

An individual whom breaks into the disposal area of an abortion clinic with a suicide vest, rolls themselves into the midst of the remains and detonates their life in protest.
Did you hear about the baby bomber incident last week?
by Fuzzy Lips November 28, 2022
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Baby Momma Lexi

The coolest girl. Puts a smile on everyone around her and keeps the positive energy in the air flowing. That beautiful smile and beautiful personality makes everyone jealous that they live their daily life without her. She’s honest and will always give you the hard truth, the best guidance. Anyone who calls her their best friend will constantly brag about. Especially nik.
I wish i knew baby momma lexi. Life feels incomplete.
by Nklscttn October 02, 2023
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