One Eyed Willy

After not participating in any type of sexual activity for months, you finally jerk off into a girl’s face with a geyser load so big and powerful it forces her eyeball back into her brain, rendering her socket empty and causing her to wear an eye patch for the rest of her life.

It had been so long since I blew a load when I finally did, I turned Shaquanda into a One Eyed Willy.

by Zorbathefreak June 15, 2024

Her eyes were like butterflies

This is when a woman has big, bright, colorful eyes that are beyond becoming and entrancing and suggest to you that you may be the one. When it happens your life will forever change.

Leo: " And then I started to tell her how I felt about her. Dude, and then...she just..."
Leon: "What happened bro? Finish the story!"
Leo: "She smiled and began to bat her majestic eyelashes at me. Man! Her eyes were like butterflies. It's really happening!"

by von groovy June 30, 2024

Bumblebee eyes

Something like a legal tender can be used as currency

Your vision was bumblebee eyes but now it's already sold

by Enjoyitmf11 December 1, 2024

Bumblebee eyes

Something like a legal tender can be used as currency.

Your vision was bumblebee eyes but now it's already sold

by Enjoyitmf11 December 1, 2024

lazy eyed sam

Midwestern girl is is shy and timid sexually but probably does things like fuck dogs and has threesomes

that Amanda is such a a lazy eyed sam but I heard she shot a gangbang porn

by Moo.sam December 2, 2024

Depression eyes

People who get really bad depression normally have something called depressed eyes. It basically is dull eyes that look dead.

Cherry: yo samantha have you seen Gia? She’s got depression eyes.
Samantha: oh no is she okay? Has anyone checked up on her?

by Usernotonline December 11, 2024

chinese eyes

cannot see the bigger picture; short sighted

"Man, coach jerkhead sure is pushing us hard today," said Percy. "Yeah, we're going to be too exhausted for the game! He's got chinese eyes," replied Blondie.

by demoncan December 20, 2024