Teet Baby

an adjective describing any person who sucks off the teet of popularity

joseph swizer is such a Teet Baby!!!......why?......because he uses pres. obama's popularity to make himself feel more popular!

by teetbby4life November 5, 2010

Baby fingering

Sticking one finger in someone’s asshole and slowly making your way to your baby finger and sucking on all the fingers that have been inside of the asshole.

I gave my wife a baby fingering last night

by Jonk67 November 8, 2025

Jelly Baby

The code name given to a crush who is sweet and childish but also really fit.

I want to make waffles in jelly Baby

by Anonymous 825 April 19, 2018

Baby back bitch

One who has reached the higest volume of weak ass pussy.

Scaredy cat who ain’t gon git lest y’all tell him he’s a bitch

Wow, what has made you turn into such a baby back bitch? It’s not even scary. !

by Crypstyn mcdougal November 26, 2022

Baby Exporter

A baby exporter is a vagina, you dumbass. What else would you think?

Person 1; "I have a baby exporter"
Person 2; "Ma'am, do you mean you have a vagina?"
"............"

by jinkyjunkie December 6, 2020

Google Babies

Any one born in the era of Google whos parents turn to Google for answers about feeding, teething, illness, etc...

"Why does Emily think she is dying every time she has a headache?"
"Because she was one of those 'Google Babies,' whos parents Googled all their symptoms."

by P.R.Moritz February 24, 2023

Baby Friday

Also known as Thursday, Baby Friday is the best night of the week to get loose.

Think about it, you've made it through the bulk of the week, now you wanna dance, maybe a few drinks.

If you are hungover the next day, you only have one more day of work, the last day before the weekend.

Plus, you get it out of your system so you can have a sober weekend if you want...

And the cherry on top, it's less likely to set a bad pace for your next week like a Saturday or Sunday night binge does.

The best night of the week to get funky is Baby Friday.

"Hey, let's check out the Baby Friday night at Heritage Hall - it's basically the weekend and I'm ready to party!"

by hemlockmusic August 18, 2025