Skit bagged

Very drunk, disabled, incapacitated.

Last night I was completely skit bagged!

by The Fuse March 8, 2010

Ur a bum bag

A bum bag is a fat retarded kid

Me : Joshua ur a bum bag
Mike Hunt : ikr he really is

by Northstar56 November 8, 2019

Bag whacking

1. A hard strike to one’s genitals.

2. When an unattractive guy pulls hella hoes.

1. Tony was buried balls deep, he was bag whacking.
2. Cleatus looked like shit today, but he was pulling hella. Fuck some would also say he was bag whacking.

by Cleatusfinelia April 17, 2022

completion bag

A condom

Hand me a completion bag so we can get this party started

by RolandSchitt December 19, 2019

School Bag Hooch

The alcohol unwittingly produced at the bottom of a school bag, when tubs of fruit are left untouched in the bag for periods of time.

Student 1 - "Phew, you smell like a bar!"
Student 2 - "It's just the School Bag Hooch I'm brewing"

by Nicko Steel March 20, 2022

Bag of hot garbage

Any food brought at a McDonald's restaurant.

I just ate a delicious bag of hot garbage at McDonald's.

by Jerbearpig May 1, 2024

Bag of Dicks

Literally just the worst.

"Hey, can I borrow your--"
"YOU ARE LITERALLY A BAG OF DICKS NO YOU CANNOT."

by dinohunter_83 June 29, 2016