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National dick cheese day

The holy holiday on July 10th that celebrates all uncircumcised men and their dick cheese. People usually spend this day making their own dick cheese in honor of the homies
Jake: Yo Sean’s birthday is on national dick cheese day!
Jake #2: No way that’s tomorrow I’m so excited nigga.
by Ddukvsrijfdjopjdacn July 9, 2019
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Off the CHEESE

If Chanel asks me to direct a campaign, that shit will be off the CHEESE.
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Juggle your cheese

When you are angry at your fellow chef for handling Camembert disrespectfully when it’s a delicate cheese.
Oi mate! Don’t juggle your cheese like that.. You’re gonna upset it’s feeling. Cunt.
by Bickerith May 31, 2019
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Season your cheese

When an elderly man yells at you. Probably the last time you'll mess with that guy.
“dont make me season your cheese buddy”
by Weinerbob September 5, 2019
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Clam and Cheese sandwich

Verb- The act; performed by a woman in which she wears nothing but an apron to make a grilled cheese and proceeds to rub the cheese bread on the surface of her hoo haa and serves the meal
Man 1: How are you and your girlfriend doing?
Man 2: Fuck that bitch she fed me a clam and cheese sandwich and I socked the shit outta her
by Pooplinguist November 26, 2019
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Just like my cheeks

A common saying that works after any insult someone throws at you.
Mom: 'Okay kids we need to stop being on electronics. Time to pull the plug."

"Just like my cheeks."
by bitchass.tortilla.gangsta December 11, 2019
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