A person who's spiritual journey towards awakening and/or enlightenment went so far as to expand their spirituality but unfortunately stopped just short of shedding the relevant part of their ego and instead only made it bigger through over identifying with their inflated sense of self as a 'spiritual being'.
'After her 10th Ayahuasca ceremony, Karen definitely complains less but I'm done with all the lectures on the 'power of now' - namaste cunt!' . 'I don't want to be a namaste cunt but, i'm really still trying to integrate that past life healing.' ' How many namaste cunts does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know, ask Chad, he just did 5-Meo DMT, and now he's a Shaman.'
by Hazzah - 111 May 15, 2024
Get the Namaste Cunt mug.Parent (or Parents) that enforce a financial, time and effort burden on their friends as they cannot be bothered to organise baby sitters to go to bars / restaraunts and instead always host an inferior event.
These parents always find excuses not to partake in activities, holidays, evenings etc and become overbearingly dull.
These parents always find excuses not to partake in activities, holidays, evenings etc and become overbearingly dull.
Brian: Hey Steve, are you coming on Johnny's stag do in Eastern Europe, we're going to shoot some tramps with some armed prostitutes??
Steve: Sorry Brian, Sarah's organised some 'drinks and nibbles' with the NCT lot. So I need to wear that new polo shirt that she bought me and keep everyone topped up with Waitrose quiche and hummus
Brian: Oh yeah. Johnny said that you'd become a Cunt Parent
Steve: Sorry Brian, Sarah's organised some 'drinks and nibbles' with the NCT lot. So I need to wear that new polo shirt that she bought me and keep everyone topped up with Waitrose quiche and hummus
Brian: Oh yeah. Johnny said that you'd become a Cunt Parent
by __banterman May 19, 2024
Get the Cunt Parent mug.A person who's spiritual journey towards awakening and/or enlightenment went so far as to expand their spirituality but unfortunately stopped just short of shedding the relevant part of their ego and instead only made it bigger through over identifying with their new inflated sense of self as a 'spiritual being'!.
How many namaste cunts does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know, ask Chad, he just did 5-Meo DMT, and now he's a Shaman!'. 'Karen needs to get a job, 10 Ayahuasca ceremonies and she thinks she can manifest whatever she needs but I'm always paying at Jamba Juice wtf - namaste cunt!'. ' I don't want to be a namaste cunt but - i'm really still trying to integrate that past life healing.'
by Hazzah - 111 May 20, 2024
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by Dig Nitty May 25, 2024
Get the Cunt Double mug.someone who would take their dying mother in to care for her during Chemo and then kick her out in the middle of the night with nowhere to go, attached to her chemo bags. Because she thought her mom (the frail one in chemo) was going to hurt the physically large woman.
by Dicky Stanicky May 25, 2024
Get the Psycho Cunt mug.The action of using ones entire body and soul to punt an object with as much force as physically possible and as far as physically possible, this is done usually in an aggressive manner and This manoeuver is typically reserved for toddlers since they are fucking evil shittlings that terrorise anyone within earshot with satanic shrills and they crave nothing but blood, violence and breast milk however, anything small enough is thunder-cuntable
There are a few reasons as to why one may decide to "thunder-cunt" a child, animal or object however it is most commonly done as a result of the perpetrator being annoyed or irritated by the target or simply as a joke as it is fucking hilarious. The sole exception is toddlers as it is obligatory to greet them with an almighty thunder-cunt.
The exact origins of the meme remain unknown however it was first popularised by a comment left on an Instagram reel of a child snarling and chasing the camera man and the meme had resurfaced in the comments section of multiple YouTube shorts.
There are a few reasons as to why one may decide to "thunder-cunt" a child, animal or object however it is most commonly done as a result of the perpetrator being annoyed or irritated by the target or simply as a joke as it is fucking hilarious. The sole exception is toddlers as it is obligatory to greet them with an almighty thunder-cunt.
The exact origins of the meme remain unknown however it was first popularised by a comment left on an Instagram reel of a child snarling and chasing the camera man and the meme had resurfaced in the comments section of multiple YouTube shorts.
Person 1: that kids god awful screaming is driving me fucking insane.
Person 2: give me a second *thunder-cunts the child*
Person 1: thank you so fucking much
Person 2: give me a second *thunder-cunts the child*
Person 1: thank you so fucking much
by Ethishaam May 30, 2024
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