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2 Bags

Old leech like woman with little to no skill. This skill-less creature's sole purpose is to find men that can be duped into buying her material possessions. However unlike the traditional gold digger who offers physical attractiveness in return, 2 bags are long past their prime and have a withered appearance. These types are alcoholics by nature and will yap to know end acting as if they have actual experience or knowledge. 2 bags use their mouth more than their brains.
CB got duped again taking 2 Bags on a trip . Naturally he would buy her not 1 but 2 bags.
by Touchdown Jesus July 8, 2025
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touch bag

If it's such a war crime for me to touch bag in the handicap stall at B-Dubs, why do I werewolf into the fucking man everytime it happens.
by cashgrabber9000 July 15, 2025
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Bean Bag

A sweet, squishy, lovely sweetheart of a being. Loveable and lovely. Cutie to the max.
Omg this puppy! What a Bean Bag!
by ZeKaraBou August 1, 2025
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Bag

A bit of sniff… 1-2g
Dawg im way too fucked up we need a bag asap
by $tonymontana_ August 2, 2025
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CNY trash Bag

Lenny “Zap” Zapala, a self proclaimed outlaw who is trashy, not classy, with delusional ideas of grandure
Don’t be a CNY trash bag like Zap
by 92648593528joke August 2, 2025
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Bag is under 23Kg

I'm Travelling /i have a flight / I'm travelling to somewhere ( used for flights only )
Defined by @kuvosh
*****successful****
: Hey man lets go for a road trip on thursday

:sorry man my bag is under 23Kg
by kuvosh August 5, 2025
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Hell Michigan Bee Bag

The Hell Michigan Bee Bag is where a person typically male shoves a small plastic bag full of alive bees in their urethra.

The act can be done with any genital hole. But it is more commonly the urethra.
I don't know if I'm ready for the Hell Michigan Bee Bag.
by anonymous August 5, 2025
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