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Black Thing

Any phrase, story or joke that only African Americans understand. This is due to their history in the United States.

It can also mean someone who is not Black but very into Black culture. They also have a very strong physical and sexual attraction to Black people. (Something racist White people don’t admit to)
Joe: i noticed Jill is always talking to Black guys in the street.
Jane: Yea! She is very into the Black Thing as you can see
by DougSmug November 26, 2022
mugGet the Black Thingmug.

Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing

When you pay a homeless Italian man to lick your nipples in such a way that your penis extends. Combine this with doing it near a black hole so your penis spaghettifies and also increases in length. While doing all this, start jelqing to maximize the length of your penis. Once your penis has reached a length of about 50 kilometers, you are now ready to penetrate your Italian man.
You wanna go find some people to Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxx with?
I just Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxed with that guy over there!
I love Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing!
by Bornelius September 22, 2025
mugGet the Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxingmug.

black girl thick

Certainly not something thin, or lacking in thickness whatsoever. Comparative to the physical solidness of a black woman.
Yo, tonight was a slow night at work, the type that makes me crave a THICK joint. No not some average thick, I’m talkin black girl thick homie. Smoke up somethin righteous and smooth at the same time.
by WeKnow_1234 September 18, 2023
mugGet the black girl thickmug.

black shower

Black shower means when a bus is going to leak oil on you. The oil has to be well used so it's black.
Bus: wanna come on a ride?
Me: no thanks but I can take a black shower

Bus: fine by me, but you have to lay under me first vrooom vroom
by Ullaswag July 22, 2017
mugGet the black showermug.

black and white purse

The defenition of this is when a tall black girl who hates affection is friends with a short white girl, both have anxiety and depression and one most likely has childhood trauma. They have a very fun and awkward friendship and often find themselves in sexual tension moments because they are both bisexual usely the white one one has a promlem with talking to much and they both most likely skate. a lot of folks think they should date but they see eachother as just friends.
omg their friendship is like a black and white purse

yeaaa me and you definitely have a black and white purse friendship!
by lily huij February 22, 2021
mugGet the black and white pursemug.

Black Stepfather

This is the term used by Mayor Todd as a shield to protect him from his own racism.
1. I didn’t say the N-word. I have a black stepfather.

2. I can’t be racist. I have a black stepfather.

3. Man, my mom got plowed by my black stepfather.
by Mercer The Ragged Cne-Eyed Pup January 26, 2021
mugGet the Black Stepfathermug.

BLACK Boy wasted

A top-shelf 5 star experience provided by combining the right substance/ narcotic with chemistry & sexual appetite.
My boyfriend & I get Black Boy Wasted when we play, thats how we role! We always perform like were nominees for the 2025 porn awards.
by Apolloleo May 10, 2025
mugGet the BLACK Boy wastedmug.

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