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Dog Fucker

When a mate tells you they taught a dog to do the one instinctive trait dogs do, bark. They also enjoy taking photos with dogs and loves to get up and about when they see family dogs.
Hey lads I taught me brothers dog how to bark the other day. Yeh you a dog fucker kient
by Ye mums ye dad November 5, 2021
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balloon dog

Why would you search this up?
what there to say? is a balloon dog, ya know a balloon in a shape of a dog? "a poodle" or were you expecting to go in depths of Jeff koons art? fancy glass thing in a shape of a "balloon dog"?
Like tf you want?
by Zalo_r November 3, 2025
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Dogging the boys

dogging the boys is a crime that occurs when one guy ditches or leaves his friends to do something else less important, like a woman or just some free time.
Bob: Hey you know Jim? He was dogging the boys last night!
Sam: For real? Lets beat that cunt up.
Bob: Yeah! lets roll that cunt.
by syuko19 July 16, 2021
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Chilli Cheese Dog

When an uncircumcised man has intercourse with a woman on her period and leaves the mixture of semen, vaginal juices and period blood to curdle/ferment inside his foreskin for several days. Once the mixture has sufficiently curdled she licks the delicacy off during oral sex.
We had sex while she had her period so I didn’t wash my penis for 3 days and gave her a “chilli cheese dog”.
by CT-85 May 10, 2021
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Dog dictator

Socks or shoes, used to dictate your dogs (toes)
"Where did Felix put my dog dictators?"

"In your sock drawer"
by Goblover January 1, 2024
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Chili Dog

When a girl shits on your dick. Enough said.
Hey babe, mind making me a chili dog?
by WhyTheHateBro May 29, 2018
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Eyeless Dog

Eyeless Dogs, also called Blind Dogs, are large, canid entities in Lethal Company. Though blind, they possess powerful hearing and will kill players in a single hit. This, alongside a possibility of multiple spawning at once, and the ability to enter the ship, makes it one of the most dangerous monsters in the game, easily able to end the runs of inexperienced players.
Shh! It's an Eyeless Dog!
by smoogan January 3, 2024
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