Stow ‘N Go

When a man wearing a condom ejaculates into the condom inside of their partner and leaves it behind inside of said partner.

The second I was done I got right out of there and it was a real Stow ‘N Go situation.

by YeOldSaltyPirate June 14, 2024

I'm going to sky dive off mount thor without a parachute

join me

mount thor is the tallest cliff in the world and im really making this to get a mug that says "I'm going to sky dive off mount thor without a parachute"

by Megilv June 17, 2024

Pokemon go

shit to get

Pokemon go you play!

by roofie bitches June 20, 2024

This is going to ruin the tour

A reference to when Justin Timberlake was arrested for a DUI/DWI and the officer didn’t know who he was.

Yes, Justin, famous people can get arrested and have consequences. Should have gotten an Uber. Eat the rich.

Used when mildly inconvenienced.

Justin: This is going to ruin the tour!
Officer: What tour?
Justin: The world tour!

by ladydarkrose June 24, 2024

Man, go to Wal-Mart

A term not unlike - go to hell. It can be used when someone is being a real shit-ass towards you. For being in a Wal-Mart is like going to hell.

Lori: "Hey Lance! I think you may have mismatched your clothes. They look awful. Hahahha."
Lance: "Hey Lori! Your mom dressed me this morning after I brought the beast to her for three hours straight, so it's on her blurred out eyes that I almost fucked out of her head."
Lori: "That's not funny. My Mom has an addiction."
Lance: "Man, go to Wal-Mart!"

by von groovy June 24, 2024

go disgrace god

Means that you masturbated

"Hey, I got bricked up so I'm gonna go disgrace god rq, brb."

"Bro, we're in the middle of a game."

by Sour Creme and Onions June 27, 2024

go disgrace god

Means that one is going to masturbate away from others so that only God may see him do it.

"Hey, ____ is making me bricked up, I'm gonna go disgrace God rq."

"Bro we're in the middle of something."

by Sour Creme and Onions June 27, 2024