When you're having such a terrible time that you are one inconvenience away from losing your shit. When you expect onion rings and find out its calamari.
After the shit day I've had I am one calamari away from losing it.
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I'll give you that one

A phrase commonly used by homeless Sri Lankan baboon men to show that they need to participate in the sexual art of foreplay to introduce the commencement into sexual intercourse.
Hannah: So are you gonna start or what?
Kavin: Easy there, I'll give you that one first.
by Pidgeon-Sloth August 10, 2022
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for tha one time

when Matthew really likes you and texts "i was wondering if we could go out, maybe for tha one time."
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hang one on

Stay for extra drinks.

e.g. an office party, you get the types of people who show face, maybe have a drink or two then leave. Whereas others 'may hang one' on til later if they're enjoying the party
"Did you hang one on at the works do last night? "

"nah, I knew was driving in the morning, so I sacked it early"
by pseudonym3901 July 01, 2020
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one-fortnite stand

A “one night stand” that extends in to 14 days. The completion of which generally terminates any further relations.
Yo, I took this stray home from the bar the other night and we completed a one-Fortnite stand. Icoukdnt get her to leave. Turns out she was homeless. And still is…
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one eyed snake

Dick! Large Johnson! Huge hose!
Harley eats one eyed snakes for breakfast!
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only one of us walks away

slipknot but when the lead singer takes a guitar and covers it in expired peanut butter and shoved it up his ass singing the lyrics to Only One
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