pussy muffs

When you lay down and then two naked ladies rub their pussies on your ears at the same time.

Last night at a bachelor party my buddy John had the strippers give home pussy muffs.

by Johnny Burk May 10, 2018

Anti-pussy magic

Isaac Brock's voice

"My girl was riding my jock so hard and I just wanted her to fuck off so I just blasted Modest Mouse to keep her away--let me tell you, bro, Isaac Brock's voice is anti-pussy magic!!"

by justaregularsadgirl July 16, 2020

Pussy Cloud

A sex act where a man hits a vape then blows the smoke in a womana vagina

I did the Pussy Cloud to Barbara last night

by YourBoiTheUgandan43 May 10, 2019

pussy whoopers

The female term for hands.

You better get them pussy whoopers of my girl.

by Codinedopefein223 September 1, 2020

Lobster pussy

Lobster pussy is when a woman hasn't cleaned her pussy therefor smells like a lobster

Daniel - " take off your panties "
Samantha - * takes of panties *
Daniel -" oh fuck! You have ' lobster pussy '! "

by Dragyourballsonmyface101 May 3, 2017

Pussy Squash

When a female does does a Tea Bag.

My girl friend got back at me with a pussy squash after I tea bagger.

by bubbles009 September 21, 2013

Pussy Tongue

A seldom diagnosed medical condition, resulting from administering excessive cunnilingus. A swollen bulb will emerge on the underside of the tongue. This can produce general soreness, and a difficulty eating or speaking.

“Hey why aren’t you eating”?
“It was my girlfriend’s birthday yesterday, and I’ve got third degree pussy tongue”

by TheColdHardFacts October 20, 2022