Show Bagging

When you bulk out a present with a whole lot of crap to make it look more significant

Did you see the bag of useless shit that Tina got from Steve? He was show bagging the crap out of her present

by Mezanene September 25, 2021

In your bag

He bagged a bad bitch. ( he’s w a bad bitch)

Damnnn boy you in your bag

by Yourdad235789 September 26, 2021

wonder bread bag

In jail, men use wonder bread bags as condoms.

Low testosterone wonder bread bag bitch

by Flishiboi September 27, 2021

I have drugs in my bag!

When you Dad goes on a trip to China and thinks it’s a good idea to tell every authority that he has drugs in his bag.

Airline customs official minding his own business: “Ni Hao.”
My dad: “I have drugs in my bag!”

by Andos Hastos September 30, 2021

bag

pure sniff mush

do you want a bag?

by Willy wigger February 15, 2022

as confused as a chameleon stuck inside a Skittles bag

A quote to be used when really confused. Just like a chameleon would be confused on what color to change into if it got stuck inside a Skittles bag, you are also confused as hell. You're a loser if you say something as simple as "I'm confused"

Sarah: 2 + 2 = 5

Alexis: I'm as confused as a chameleon stuck inside a Skittles bag

by Spencerrrrrrrrr008 February 18, 2022

Melon Bag

It's like a backwards Lemon Squeeze.

I totally melon bagged Stephanie the other night

by Jordab February 19, 2022