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One eyed goo cannon

The male penis, a man's sexual organ.
I walked in the bedroom and Travis was yanking hie one eyed goo cannon.
by Daddy Norm February 7, 2024
mugGet the One eyed goo cannonmug.

One Door Syndrome

When a collective group of people attempt to use only one door of a train when other doors are available. Usually ingorning requests from station staff to us all doors.
Oh look they all have one door syndrome today! Can't they see the other empty doors!
by Farther of Cats November 2, 2018
mugGet the One Door Syndromemug.

One-eyed cunt

When a ladies vagina opens and closes repeatedly as if it was winking at you
by Rommel December 17, 2019
mugGet the One-eyed cuntmug.

Hes One

"Hes one" is a term used in video games when you get the enemy to super low health before you die or get downed.
by Killasnsa September 8, 2025
mugGet the Hes Onemug.

no one understands me

The time has come to define what everyone in the majority of the emo subculture (I don't know what the minority is, I'm just a guy lmao) says.
You're saying this, because...and these are individual options that will likely make up with you...
1). You feel like a social outcast
2). You're having daddy issues (least common)
3). You feel no one loves you, or even gives a single shit about you (most common?)
4). You're trying to fit in (see also: poseur)
5). You're trying to be ironic
6). You're trying to be as non-mainstream as possible (rip scene kids lol)
7). You're clout-chasing
8). You're horny. (LEAST common)
9). You have a role model who says it
10). Some other arbitrary reason that likely makes up with this definition even though it probably has nothing to do with you
Poseur: "No one understands me..."
Legitimate emo: "Are you challenging me?"
Scene chick: "wtf is happening...xd"
by 7568ino November 14, 2023
mugGet the no one understands memug.
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yockya one

Yockya one is another sophisticated term for giving another person a physical beating with your fists
Cum ere darl'n so I can Yockya one!
by Saw-yer cum'n May 30, 2016
mugGet the yockya onemug.

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