cock muscle sandwich

a sandwich full of dick

I've got somthing you can eat, a cock muscle sandwich

by waldo December 4, 2003

cock hole cover

cock is an english name for tap. water faucet. when you have an extra hole in the sink for a faucet. you cover it with a cock hole cover.

what do i do with that extra hole? i'll cover it with a cock hole cover.

by plumber rick December 29, 2004

big cock monster

the act of having a cock so big that it tears a poor girl or male in half

Did you hear the trevon ripped some poor bitch in half. That dudes a big cock monster

by blackgold359 December 22, 2009

flamin cock snot

The process is as follows:
1.Place gasoline in hookers mouth.
2.Place Penis in hookers mouth.
3.Ejaculate in hookers mouth.
4.Hold hookers mouth closed, punch in stomach.
5.Light lighter infront of hookers nose.

Thus you get the flamin cock snot.

yo mayne, i gave jo mama 5 bucks and a flamin cock snot last night... that shit was wack!

by pimp. April 23, 2006

I suck cock

A word in which you usally find on your school science book

Mr.Ster some one wrote i suck cock on my contact book again!

by hamster freedom fighter February 8, 2004

shut your cock

shut up; shut your mouth

"I'm not talking to you mate, shut your fucking cock."

"I'm trying to make a serious point here, shut your cock."

by The Shack August 26, 2004

cock punching migraine

bad planning and a stupid idea all rolled into one. first sleeping for so long you wake up with a massive migraine you dont know what to do when you wake up. that when you wake up and have a massive hard on, your first idea is to punch your hard on as hard as you can.

dude i slept for twenty four hours and when i woke up i had a cock punching migraine, so i punched my cock and went to sleep for another eight hours. god my dick hurts

by Dopeldog January 15, 2011