munch one

Subject to interpretation but generally means to tell someone to bit a cock, but "one" could mean any number of genitalia.

"Munch one" fuckface.

by Waxil May 26, 2018

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by Adujasty343 June 14, 2025

one man stand

One man standing alone in a room, often confused with the more awesome one night stand.

Troels had a lof on one man stands.

by Dr. Schumacher69 September 17, 2013

One Finger Discount

Like the "five finger Discount", meaning to steal or shoplift except you give the shopkeep the middle finger as you walk out the door with the stolen item. A very blatant and uncaring way to steal.

As Brad loaded his pockets with chips and beer from the horrible little bodega, the shop owner started yelling and threatened to call the cops. Brad quickly gave the man the One Finger Discount and jumped in the waiting van and the punks sped away.

by PittpunkFo February 23, 2018

one-sip tipsy

When you take one sip of alcohol and suddenly feel tipsy

Friend #1: Man did you see Stacia, she had one sip and started doing cartwheels while singing karaoke.
Friend #2: Yeah dude, she’s one-sip tipsy.

by mmmmmmmmuh October 3, 2022

One trip Jones

To turn oneself into a human pack mule. Carry all your grocery's and or luggage from one place to another in one trip.

Wow her hands are full she must be one trip Jonesing.

by packmule107 July 20, 2012

one-sex

another word for one night stand

cant believe my bro had a one-sex wit my sister!

by chomumandem March 31, 2022