you crotch creep

a creep of the crotch

you crotch creep><>directed at crabs or a sexual partner who likes to lick

by jeremy style May 28, 2006

that's what she said to you

Similar to "that's what she said", but used as a put down instead of a build up. Can also be used with a name.

"To You" ie
David: Why does that have to be so tiny!
Cooper: That's what she said to you!

"Name" ie
Cooper: You're never going to be able to hit this hole.
Sean: That's what she said to Issac
Issac: F**k you!

by thethoughtofyou February 18, 2009

you stupid fucking donut

A term often used by Gordon Ramsey when talking to the idiots on Hell's Kitchen. Extremely handy when talking to a group of friends and you just want to make them laugh (If you're a tryhard).

Bob: Did you guys know that Roblox is actually the best game ever?
Lila: I swear, you stupid fucking donut...get out.

by Teh Savage Blue Derpy Unicron May 7, 2019

See you next Tuesday

A verbal play on the C word. That is right the profane C.U.N.T.

Bitch: “your hair looks like crap! Why do you bother getting up each morning?!”

Nice girl: “yeah, have a nice day! see you next Tuesday!

by T_rump_supporter May 28, 2018

You know what they say

A phrase used to relate a certain situation to a "known saying", the saying is mentioned by unknown people referred to as "They".

You know what they say, Karma's a Bitch.

by Nadims January 6, 2017

"I love you" texting

Created by MLIAers (Mylifeisaverage.com), the "I love you" texting fad swept across the nation. With people texting random numbers saying, "I love you," MLIA became a love-spreading mini-phenomenon. And although the MLIAers were sending out a kind message, a lot of receivers complained and threatened to call the authorities. With the creators of MLIA getting email after email of complaints of the site users sending anonymous texts, this fun hobby became a big problem. Eventually, Mylifeisaverage.com created a page about the dangers of texting people you don't know, and soon after that, the "I love you" texts decreased significantly.

But although the texting has subsided, a simple "I love you" is known throughout the world by the users of MLIA.

Person One: "Have you heard about the '"I love you" texting? Supposedly a bunch of people are sending out random texts telling people they love them."
Person Two: "Man, I want an 'I love you' text."

Person Three: "I love you!"
Person Four: "My life is average."

by Grrzzlygrrl August 18, 2009

are you shitting in my pants?!

in disbelief to the fullest extent.

incomprehensible.

Jim: Dude, I just hooked up with your sister!
Jeff: Seriously?! What the hell man! Are you shitting in my pants?!

Jim: >_> <_<... no

by Shinaynay January 16, 2008