whistle up a stump

Go away you’re a waste of time. Piss off. You’re actions are useless.

I’ve heard it all before, go whistle up a stump.

by Johnnysc7 October 29, 2021

Whistle up a stump.

Go away. You’re no help to me. Piss off.

That’s total bullshit, go whistle up a stump.

by Johnnysc7 November 1, 2021

Beach whistle

The discarded portion from a tampon aka applicator

While picking up trash at the beach billy bob found what he described as beach whistles

by Kraft deaner July 13, 2021

Shit Whistle

When your butthole lips the back of the toilet seat like the mouth piece of a flute and ye ol sphincter plays a shitty form of whistling Dixie as you let one rip.

So I went to the toilet ‘cause I had to take a dump. Now I sat as far back on the seat as possible cause I hate it when my dick kisses the inside of the bowl, and and I proceeded to let loose. Now unbeknown to to me the better part of what was going to come out was a fart, and I guess I was just a little too far back on the seat. What came out was an ear piercing whistle shit. I achieved a Shit Whistle. My mind is blown.

by TheMummyHand August 12, 2021

Meat-Whistle

Someone who sucks on a meat swizzle stick. Also could be used in term of endearment.

I love you ,but you can be such a meat-whistle sometimes bro.

by Meatwhistle27 June 29, 2021

Whistle Snatch

When a woman's vagina is so loose that it makes a whistling sound when any strong wind is blown through her legs. (As is the case when running. )

Oh man! You can hear that whistle snatched coming from a mile away.

by AlottleBit July 5, 2021

Whistling Helmet

When you shake your dick after pissing and it starts whistling.

Oi Gaz you've got whistling helmet

by Craig King August 20, 2022