whistle up a stump

Go away you’re a waste of time. Piss off. You’re actions are useless.

I’ve heard it all before, go whistle up a stump.

by Johnnysc7 October 29, 2021

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titanic whistle

An enormous release of flatulence. Typically accompanied by a voluminous noise caused by the rapid and powerful vibrations from the gluteus Maximus and gluteus minimus (butt cheeks). It is also known as a huge fart.

I was in the restroom and my coworker walked in and let out a titanic whistle

by The Realist 206 December 15, 2023

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whistling tooter

When said person passes gas, but it comes out sloppy, loosley and extra windy. Said fart smells like semen.

It was supposed to be an SBD but instead it came out a whistling tooter. Am I gay?

by Marlinbrando69 January 13, 2022

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whistling carrots

To vomit forcefully and loudly

Boss: "Hey, have you seen Dave?"
Worker: " Yeah, he has some dodgy Mexican for lunch and now he is in the bathroom whistling carrots"

by Corinthio October 14, 2023

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dick whistle

when a man goes to ejaculate, but shoots a blank, accompanied by a strange whistle that comes from the pee hole of his penis.

a dick whistle is the weirdest thing i have ever heard, i didnt think they were real until i let out a dick whistle after banging for the 6th time in one day!!

by binjamin binnington III esq. February 27, 2022

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