When your food in the microwave sounds like world war 2 but comes out cold.
(not to be confused with the conflict between the USA and Russia during the years 1947-1991)
(not to be confused with the conflict between the USA and Russia during the years 1947-1991)
When I pulled my spaghetti out of the microwave to prevent an explosion I found out that it was just a Cold War
by Ljones23 April 19, 2017
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Joe writes his friend, "At xyz.com/mystudyisbetterthanyours, you can see how my point has been proven and many cases show clear cause and effect."
Mary responds to Joe and begins a link war by writing back, "More thorough research done by abc.net at abc.net/ha_ourstudyhadabiggersamplesize shows that the research in the xyz.link study has been proven to be causally insignificant."
Mary responds to Joe and begins a link war by writing back, "More thorough research done by abc.net at abc.net/ha_ourstudyhadabiggersamplesize shows that the research in the xyz.link study has been proven to be causally insignificant."
by mprest November 28, 2009
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1. Explicit: A bi-annual event where a group of guys get together in a line and see who can ejaculate the farthest; the winner is crowned the Milk Man, and gains one (1) free Milk Pass, which is valid for 6 months.
2. Social: Where a group of three (3) friends get together at a table, sitting in a triangle formation - a carton of milk is placed between all three, and the three must contend to see who can possess the carton, and consume the beverage. Whoever has the carton by the time it is fully emptied is declared the victor. They may then declare that they are the only one amongst the friend group whose bones are strong and 'all calcified'.
3. Political: A trade conflict between Russia and Belarus in June 2009, stemming from Russia allegedly attempting to pay Belarus US$500 million to recognize the independence of Abkhazia and South Ossetia, as well as privatize the Belarusian milk industry. When Belarus sought negotiations with the European Union on certifying Belarusian milk according to EU regulations, Russia banned the import of dairy products from Belarus, citing alleged health concerns. The trade conflict ended on June 17, 2009, when Russia announced that it would lift the ban.
1. Explicit: A bi-annual event where a group of guys get together in a line and see who can ejaculate the farthest; the winner is crowned the Milk Man, and gains one (1) free Milk Pass, which is valid for 6 months.
2. Social: Where a group of three (3) friends get together at a table, sitting in a triangle formation - a carton of milk is placed between all three, and the three must contend to see who can possess the carton, and consume the beverage. Whoever has the carton by the time it is fully emptied is declared the victor. They may then declare that they are the only one amongst the friend group whose bones are strong and 'all calcified'.
3. Political: A trade conflict between Russia and Belarus in June 2009, stemming from Russia allegedly attempting to pay Belarus US$500 million to recognize the independence of Abkhazia and South Ossetia, as well as privatize the Belarusian milk industry. When Belarus sought negotiations with the European Union on certifying Belarusian milk according to EU regulations, Russia banned the import of dairy products from Belarus, citing alleged health concerns. The trade conflict ended on June 17, 2009, when Russia announced that it would lift the ban.
by Mech70 December 23, 2022
Get the Milk War mug.-The war often mistaken for the war of 1819.
-The war of 18019 pitted the scissor-kicking koala bears of doom against the vastly inferior hairy-chested women of Bangladesh.
-The war of 18019 pitted the scissor-kicking koala bears of doom against the vastly inferior hairy-chested women of Bangladesh.
by Johan Von Pederschmidt October 1, 2012
Get the War of 18019 mug.This War Of Mine is a game that shows the harrowing depiction of war, not from the soldiers perspective - but the ordinary civilians caught in the cross fire. The beauty of this game is the terrible depression and despair you experience during your survival attempts. Even if you barely reach the ceasefire, you may not feel satisfied at all, and just want to try again until your survivors are safe and sound throughout the entire war, and you finally get to feel happy.
Ultimately it will not work, and your survivors will die - it is an inevitability and you will want to die along with them.
Ultimately it will not work, and your survivors will die - it is an inevitability and you will want to die along with them.
UserRed: "Holy shit bro I feel so bad, I just got Katia killed at Military Outpost, and before that I stole from the old man at the garage. Now Roman is angry and probably going to leave and Zlata cant stop crying. Im running out of meds and winter is coming."
UserBlue: "You need to stop playing This War Of Mine bro, Go outside, its depressing."
UserBlue: "You need to stop playing This War Of Mine bro, Go outside, its depressing."
by Kongjie December 7, 2020
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Get the War-Hero mug.John says that women like smaller dicks so James uses google to find a article saying how women only like larger penises. John replies “I am not going to google war you” and leaves.
by Mister Swinger February 26, 2020
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