twin weights

A word commonly used to describe the two sacks on either side of a man's joy stick.

Oh god his twin weights were hairy. Yuck!

by Holy Schmidt August 17, 2007

Twin Powdered

To be utterly devastated twice in quick succession, leaving nothing but ruin. Much like the shambles of democracy left as a result of the event giving rise to this term.

"Oh man, did you see Ray? He just tried to get with those two hotties over there and got totally twin powdered."

"To top off my weekend, after getting my application to college rejected, my Mom found my porn files"
"Brraaaaaaaaoooooooooooowwwwwnnnnnmmm BOOOOOM"
"What the hell was that?"
"The sound of you getting twin powdered, haha!"

by Blowy the support beams April 3, 2008

Twinchester

Having went home with twins after a night of heavy drinking at a classic English pub

Bill-"How'd you do last night?"
Chris-"Total Twinchester Dude!"

by Marky Mark Fa Sho May 28, 2008

Twindifferent

Having no desire to learn or understand the point of Twitter.

Paul seemed rather twindifferent when I told him about my latest tweet and all the news I was getting via Twitter.

by Creative Genius May 29, 2009

twincome

When one twin makes money for both twins.

Twin A: Hey did you get paid today?
Twin B: F**K YEAH I did! Let's go to Steak & Shake
Twin A: Yay for twincome!
Spectator: (confused but envious)

by realtwinzz October 23, 2009

twinii

someone who does not look like you but is similar in some way such as personality, attitude and think alike sometimes. Also, twiniis are fun people who love ot smile and laugh and act weird anytime

''Twinii!! peace"

by myob_8 May 29, 2010

Twinby

The bond between two close girl friends where they are more like sisters and happen to look similar

Meet Quinby Torgborg, she is my twinby.

by Quenby Torgborg December 8, 2010