twacked

a paranoid,schizophrenic,delusional state of mind

JP is completely twacked out of his mind.

by Shelli-alleyezonme.net April 28, 2003

shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat

The main lyrics to a Family Reunion, song by blink 182, originally created by George Carlin in his "7 dirty words you can't say on TV": Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. Fart, turd and twat were added years later. George Carlin rules.

George Carlin: And the words, you know the seven don't you? Shit Piss Fuck Cunt Cocksucker Motherfucker and Tits huh? Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that will infect your soul, curve your spine and keep the country from winning the war.(shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat)

by Brad Maibach July 18, 2006

Twatlight

The correct term for anyone or anything referring to a vampire who sparkles.

person 1: "Hey look at my new sparkling vampire book"
person 2: "Twatlight???? That's wicked retarded"
person 1: "but...but...he sparkles"
person 2: :"You are such a twatlighter"

by brittonmelanieinc August 8, 2009

Twatbox

If a person is a twat a lot then they are certified as a twatbox

Ah thats it you twatbox, im gonna smash your granny's armchair now

by BiG G May 23, 2004

Twatellini

Combination of Twat and Tortellini referring to the deliciousness of the Vagina.

I want to munch on some Twatellini!

by YukonWildAss February 6, 2008

Twayne

Any song featuring both Lil' Wayne and T-Pain.

Boy: Dayum Who's this beat?
Girl: It's the new joint by Twayne.

by Danica G August 4, 2008

punchy twat

1. The act of punching the twat of any species that has a twat.
2. A phrase that is used during the punching of a twat.
3. Supplement to Flicky Sack

I was arrested for playing punchy twat at a nursing home last week.

by Matthew Michael May 23, 2004