Trenchcunt

A medical affliction whereby the afflicted individual’s cunt reeks of the trenches, in et cetera yeast, Pennies and other accoutrements of unwashed/unclean cooter.

The condition may be tied to use of or proximity to trench coats, those wearing trench coats or dungeons and dragons dens where trenchcoats are likely to be found.

Seanna, we need to open a window! Your trenchcunt is hotboxing the room!

Jesus Christ man I could smell Seanna coming from three flights up, her trenchcunt infection is fucking rank

by Bigcheeze6669 December 28, 2025

Salmon Trench

Colloquialism of Vagina.

"Oi, take a gheez at my salmon trench."

by bunt January 18, 2008

french trench

a disgusting, unspeakable act where a man, in the process of having sex with a woman, shits and urinates in her vagina, simulating a french sewer, and then continues on having vaginal intercourse with her

The man squatted over his girlfriend as he attempted to preform a french trench with her.

by Jebiyashi September 25, 2010

Ketchup Trench

The slit you make in a hotdog before microwaving it to make sure it doesn't explode

*microwave goes POP really loud*

Guy: "man, you didn't make a ketchup trench. Go clean out my fucking microwave"

by poopbucketburgle February 20, 2011

flesh trench

A slang term for a large vagina as defined by a group of young males durring the 1990's on vancouver island, canada. Also known as a "meat ditch"

"dude, i went home with that chick from the bar and when i got into her panties she had a massive flesh trench bro."

by deadfishv September 21, 2013

sweat trench

The sweat dripping inbetween the fluff infested pubic hairs around the anus and gooch area.

“I felt a bad case of sweat trench coming on at gym last night".

by Barry97 December 27, 2013

Marianas Trench

Marianas Trench is a Pop-Punk, Pop-Rock Pop (Newer Music), Emo (Older Music) band from Vancouver B.C, Canada. They first formed in 2001, but released their first song Say Anything on October 3rd, 2006. They currently have 4 studio albums out. Fix Me (2006), Masterpiece Theatre (2009), Ever After (2011), and Astoria (2015). In early 2015, they released an E.P album (Something Old, Something New) that consists of songs such as Here's to the Zeros and Pop 101. The other two songs (Primetime and Sicker Things) are by the band Ramsay Fiction, Lead Singer and Guitarist's former band. The band consists of, Josh Ramsay (Lead Vocals), Matt Webb (Guitarist, Back Up Vocals), Ian Casselman (Percussion, Back Up Vocals), and Mike Ayley (Bass, Back Up Vocals). They are currently in Europe on tour. November come, they will go on a Canadian tour. (Which, I am very excited for.)

Friend: "Hey, do you have any new music to listen to? I'm very bored and have nothing currently to do."
Me: "Yeah, I can lend you an earbud... Oh, but all I have is Marianas Trench."
Friend: "Oh okay, I'll just go stand over here and read a book"
Me: *Tear*

by ilikebandsandshit October 12, 2016