A person who is being irritating or stupid. Cum waffles are the definition of the person who wants to leave the party early and never answers your texts.
by emma sinclair November 3, 2016
Get the Cum wafflemug. 
A Waffle Flap is the crusty lips of a women Vagina, which normally hang down to a certain point, near the knee area. Are often covered in cream.
by LaetaWaffleFlaps January 23, 2018
Get the Waffle Flapmug. Blue waffle is a vaginal abnormality caused by severe beatings at the hand of the man-stick, excessive ferocious poundings can results in grotesque flap growth resembling a waffly versatile potato waffle but also taking on a bluey-green colour. Often covered in sweaty fur as a result of the skanky mess who owns the vagina being crap at personal hygene.. mingers
I went down on this girl this one time, her blue waffle looked like an inside out foetus growing from within, I borked all over her keith burtons
by Biscuit Burton February 17, 2010
Get the blue wafflemug. by anthony charmichel June 23, 2009
Get the Blue Wafflemug. 
When a girl has maple syrup poured into her vagina, and has to queef it out onto waffles and eat them.
by Willy Mo Pena December 31, 2008
Get the Canadian Wafflemug.