person 0

canonically a god in the urban dictionary universe

person 0: mortals

person 1: i guess im mortal
person 2: oh

person 9: hi guys im back from vacation

by kelpp October 5, 2023

person with a brain

1. The name says it all.
2. There is no Definition 2.

"How come I'm the only person with a brain, huh?"

by ivviitop December 4, 2020

Mid Personality

Someone who has neither a good or bad personality. Right in the middle, mediocre.

She has a mid personality.

by Uchicagoscholar2 June 1, 2023

personal punish

A particularly energetic and aggressive masturbation, it may smash household objects and result in a snapped banjo string. Must only be done when other house mates are out.

"Why is Quentin's laptop smashed and there's a hole in his wall"
"He found a new website and said it was worth a personal punish"

by Ade Crane February 24, 2008

Not-wet Person

Insult, as used by Spongebob Squarepants toward Sandy Cheeks, towards land creatures. As predictable, this certain land creature is not wet from being submerged in the sea.

Take that back you... not-wet person!

by JefficialBusiness June 19, 2018

gay person

For the awnser, look in the mirror

Oh frick there's a gay person in my mirror

by 🥲I miss 2006🥲 March 10, 2023

lady person

when the guy you like (who liked you back) is being really annoying and won't say you're his girlfriend so acts like he's in seventh grade and says you're his lady person

you're my lady person, aka the girl i like

by - windy's best friend September 22, 2016