Running round your room pretending to be an aeroplane whilst wanking and then dropping the payload onto the bedroom floor.
by Top Gun April 23, 2008
Dad - "Fraser get out of that stinking wank pit, it's 2 o'clock in the afternoon"
Fraser - "Urrrgh, later, leave me alone"
Fraser - "Urrrgh, later, leave me alone"
by The Rellie October 26, 2007
A stain on the trousers of the world; a worthless or insubstantial person; one possessing no redeeming qualities, who is a waste of life.
"Goddamn but that guy's a fuckin' wank-stain!" or "Normally I'd love to Bob, but I regard you as a wank-stain and must decline."
by James McLean July 02, 2002
a wank sock is used when an individual, for whatever reason decided to place an sock over his penis whilst mastubating.
it is belived to be quite common in america where women are so fridgid all a guy can do is wank in his socks. this can lead to 'cobweb cock'.
it is belived to be quite common in america where women are so fridgid all a guy can do is wank in his socks. this can lead to 'cobweb cock'.
by evil bob August 30, 2006
Type in porn in google and beat one off to the top hit. Everyday it will be something different and you will have tons of variety in your love life!
by Kingy January 20, 2004
Having sex with a woman who is letting you do it but not really committing to the moment.
Shagging a girl who whilst is a willing partner would rather you just finished quickly.
Shagging a girl who whilst is a willing partner would rather you just finished quickly.
Your mate "So you were making the beast with 2 backs with Tracey last night?"
You "She wasn't really that horny so I just got a fanny wank, farted then went to sleep"
You "She wasn't really that horny so I just got a fanny wank, farted then went to sleep"
by Pipmiester June 06, 2010
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