Italian roulette

A culinary game of chance where you mix premium Italian pasta with mystery pasta discovered in the darkest depths of your pantry or even the neighborhood bin shed. The result is a dish that could either transport you to the piazzas of Rome with its exquisite taste or send you on a flavor adventure that rivals a rollercoaster ride.

Side Effects May Include:

Pasta Time Warp: You might find yourself temporarily fluent in Italian or spontaneously humming opera arias.

Sudden Chef Syndrome: After consumption, you might feel an overwhelming urge to critique the cooking techniques of famous chefs on TV.

Spaghetti Serendipity: Occasionally, you may discover a hidden talent for culinary innovation, inventing new pasta shapes or sauces that defy culinary logic.

Parmesan Paradox: Your fridge may suddenly overflow with an inexplicable surplus of Parmesan cheese, causing a delightful yet mysterious phenomenon.

Carbonara Confusion: You might start debating passionately with friends about the "authentic" way to prepare carbonara, even if you've never been to Italy.
Feeling adventurous, Chris decided to play Italian roulette for dinner—he mixed some gourmet fettuccine with a questionable bag of pasta he found near the bin shed. Now he's convinced he can speak fluent Italian and has an inexplicable craving for more Parmesan cheese!
by pastaiolo August 02, 2024
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Apple Roulette

A game where you get an apple and take turns smacking an apple against your forehead until the apple explodes.
Let’s play apple roulette and hope we don’t get brain damage
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Apple Roulette

A game where you get an apple and take turns smacking an apple against your forehead until the apple explodes.
Let’s play apple roulette and hope we don’t get brain damage.
by Idoit lozer February 09, 2023
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Advil Roulette

Since someone with stomach problems like Crohn's Disease can only sometimes tolerate Advil, taking it will either lead to that person feeling better or explosive diarrhea. The meaning of the phrase is derived from Russian Roulette because you never know which time the Advil will end in explosive diarrhea.
I'm going to play Advil Roulette to make this headache go away.
by crohns kid April 20, 2013
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Snapchat Roulette

It's where a user screen shares their Snap chat app to a group of people and they open the random snaps they receive. Will it be a dick pic, will it be a full nude, will it be a lame ass picture or just them texting hi.
"Quick let's play Snapchat Roulette and see what snaps we got tonight"
by icedcoffeelover October 15, 2023
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rasta roulette

Where you spin a lazy susan of pipes around, and one has the strongest weed.
Ayy, 4/20 is coming up soon, we should play rasta roulette in your apartment
by EpicBird October 13, 2017
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Mood roulette

People whose moods are utterly impossible to predict.
Going to visit Mike , wonder which number of mood roulette he'll be on today?

Becky just broke up with Steve again, should be an interesting game of mood roulette tonight!
by AustenPowers77 June 03, 2016
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