Grinder Load

The exact measurement of marijuana that a human person can pack into a marijuana grinder. Where the outcome results in a full if not overflowing bottom cell of the device.

"yo steve how much u gonna pitch on this blunt man?" " I just picked up a sack so I got a grinder load on this one".

by PJBluntz September 25, 2008

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Nut load

To nut a load is to ejaculate semen

He shot a nut load in Doreen’s mouth

by Dunne dictionary September 11, 2018

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Holy Load

When Jesus shot his load at the devil's face and sent him back to hell. Used in modern times, when a girl leaves in anger right after you shot your load on her face.

Yo bro, I was with my girl last night and I shot a Holy Load. She hasn't called me back since.

by Chris Hardwick June 3, 2010

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black load

An approximate unit of measurement generally refering to a tremendous amount of something. Originating in the 1800's when ships were packed above capacity with enslaved Africans for export and sale.

There are 9 Hispanic people in that ford pinto, that is a black load!

by G-rat. January 12, 2015

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unsafe load

When she’s not on the pill and you’re not wearing a condom and you accidentally cum inside of her.

Guy 1: I wasn’t wearing a dome and she wasn’t on the pill and I accidentally came inside her.
Guy 2: Dude!!! That’s an unsafe load

by Sillenevets April 4, 2019

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roping loads

Masterbating tenaciously resulting in long strands of semen shooting out of your penis

Took Christine home last night, roped loads all over her face.

Roommates outta town, been roping loads all over the apartment all day.

Gave her the ole Peter North 5 roper

by Jimbobuckeye October 6, 2013

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