What you eye-twinklingly protest when someone asks you "why you keep all dat junk around"; da joke, of course, is dat YOU YOURSELF are referring to said assorted flotsam and jetsam as being worthless clutter by calling it "trash", and so in effect you are agreeing wif da other person's contention dat you should get rid of said rubbish instead of having it around to clog up your closets and walkways.
I dunno da statistics for how many people who retort, "Hey! Don't call that trash 'junk'!" actually do clean out said jumbled mess anytime soon, but at least they are admitting dat they have a hoarding problem.
by QuacksO March 2, 2021
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I'm fixing my dick.
Whats wrong with it?
Its all stuck together because these briefs have no junk space bro.
I'm fixing my dick.
Whats wrong with it?
Its all stuck together because these briefs have no junk space bro.
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He: "Sorry dudes, ya might wanna look away - I gotta junk dive and set my sac back in place."
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