A store that specializes in antiquities, uniquities and military surplus. Usually found in rural parts of Ohio. Recognizable by the big American flag on the building and it's hilarious, beautiful, witty, charming, friendly, and helpful manager who is overdue for a raise. If you see a Junk In The Box, approach it with a good sense of humor, a love for all things odd and Benadryl if you're allergic to dust.
"Have you ever been to Junk In The Box in Huntsville, Ohio?"
"Not yet, but the videos on their facebook page are hilarious!"
"Not yet, but the videos on their facebook page are hilarious!"
by Leonessanik October 7, 2023
Get the Junk In The Boxmug. it’s where you go the whole week without washing your cock and balls, then fuck somebody with swamp ass, especially in the summertime
by SwiftJace October 5, 2025
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by ACID13X May 26, 2012
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Get the junkmug. by Strokema_cok69 April 9, 2025
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Watching X-Men:Apocalypse makes me sad, the level of Junk Food Storytelling is pathetic, and just to give the actor a softball role to play.
by WarbearPrime June 19, 2024
Get the Junk Food Storytellingmug. by Jonathan "Johnny" Jones October 6, 2008
Get the junk tripmug.