d-granite

Extremely hard but at the same time most unstable and volatile element in the universe. Decays instantaneously to water upon contact with anything else whatsoever. Thus far detected only once in the vacuum of an ego-centrifuge, where it probably was created by the extreme condensation of an ego with utmost unnecessary self-esteem surplus.

Don't burst into tears, you little piece of d-granite!

by Dr. No 2000 January 13, 2011

What It D

When your really southern drunk helpless teacher tries to say “what is this.

Student: I can't figure out this worksheet. Is this answer right?

Teacher: What it D?

by Cloudy Skyze February 14, 2019

Wyatt D.

A person that wants to have sex 24/7 he likes a lot of people but is really nice on the inside. You can trust a Wyatt D.

look it is Wyatt D.

by ...SOMEONE_A May 20, 2020

gum the d

The process of knocking all of one's teeth out, and then proceeding to force them to slurp on your penis, using their gums, which formerly had teeth, but longer have teeth, because you just knocked them all out.

Note: "d" refers to dick

Guy 1: Hey, your sisters cute

Guy 2: Yeah, maybe before she lost all her teeth and gummed my d

Guy 1: yo, can I gum the d too?

by DJ Sketch February 1, 2009

love/d

This word means that someone loved and still loves an object, animal, person, idea, or anything worthy of love.

I love/d this movie so much that I just rented it for the hundreth time in ten years!

by roxythekiller February 7, 2010

D-Lake

A word originating in the middle parts of NY in the tri- state area. Referring too someone as d-lake is showing them the utmost respect. The word is only used when someone is truly showing respect. It should not be used lightly such as the words; dude, man, bro, dog etc...

Dave: yo, I finally did it bro! I called up Timmy and he said he'll pay for the drinks! We live! Brian: D-Lake!!! You are the fucking Mann!!!!!

by Dr.lax January 28, 2010

D sniff

That moment when a derogatory smell of rotten eggs fills your nostrils. Mostly when you sit for a long time and you haven't taken care of yourself downstairs. Then do the D sniff to identify the smell.

Dude: i`m smelling a weird scent!
*does the D sniff*
Dude: Damn, I should visit a shower soon..

by Kefir420 March 31, 2022