When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
by diablo581 February 10, 2008
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Its Tom & Sarah's one year anniversary tomorrow. Who would've thought they would've lasted that long? Only reasoning that I could possibly have is that Tom is severely third-eye blind.
by TheBigCanucklehead March 11, 2015
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First ejaculating on a girl's (or guy's if you swing that way) eyes so she then becomes blind,
Then rolling her up in a white blanket making her appear as if she was a burrito, and then
Lastly shoving her out of a window making her appear as a (poorly) flying blind burrito
First ejaculating on a girl's (or guy's if you swing that way) eyes so she then becomes blind,
Then rolling her up in a white blanket making her appear as if she was a burrito, and then
Lastly shoving her out of a window making her appear as a (poorly) flying blind burrito
Weird Guy: Dude! I like totally flying-blind-burritoed that girl last night.
Dude: What the crap is a flying blind burrito anyway?
Dude: What the crap is a flying blind burrito anyway?
by Markus E_bear April 6, 2010
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Get the Blind Ass Bitch mug.Christina is turning a blind eye to her brother as she knew he secretly stole money from their parents.
by melonalemon July 3, 2011
Get the Turning a blind eye mug.When you sit on your hand for an extended period of time then proceed to masturbate. Your hand will have gone numb so it feels like someone else is doing it for you.
"Me and Dave combined the Blind man's wank with a Dutch Rudder last night"
"Really? I've got to try that! Sounds like a rush!"
"Really? I've got to try that! Sounds like a rush!"
by nialldthaitan September 30, 2010
Get the Blind man's wank mug.In poker, a shitty hand you play in the big blind because nobody raised beforehand, and you can see the flop for free. Also known simply as a "blind special", since the small blind can usually limp in at a cheap price.
Player A: "You fucking made a full house with ten-deuce? Who are you, Doyle Brunson?"
Player B: "Nah man, I had the big blind special."
Player B: "Nah man, I had the big blind special."
by Juuuergen July 8, 2012
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