Florida surprise

1. The act of finding meth in your car that (clearly) isn't yours during a traffic stop.
2. When you see a redneck get a blowjob in a walmart parking lot.

The cop pulled me over and I fell for the old Florida Surprise

by Theglorius2cm July 5, 2019

Bean Surprise

When a man fills his pockets completely with baked beans, and a women then reaches in and jacks him off through the soupy beans.

Hey man I heard vandyke went and got a fat Bean Surprise from some hooker last night

by Flahugulus Bouglar July 31, 2019

trench surprise

When someone comes over in JUST a trench coat on and nothing else underneath.

Lola came over with a trench surprise just for me.

by Sickassname_69 April 22, 2018

The Tombstone surprise

The art of going from a lay down 69 to a vertical 69. When the man is about to ejaculate he drops to his knees whilst is genital area is being seduced by a woman who is upside down, when they hit the floor, the man ejaculates and shouts "TOMBSTONEEEEE!!!"

I thought i'd mix it up a little by performing the tombstone surprise

by lovelyboy69 May 18, 2017

alex surprise

When you have a third leg, but your grandpa only finds out from your Facebook picture. Looks like a midget is hibernating between your legs.

Becky needed a wheelchair after experiencing the Alex surprise.

by Theredbullet May 25, 2017

Surprise Nugget

A piece of poo that can't be flushed despite numerous attempts.

I just went to the bathroom and Paige has left a Surprise Nugget in the toilet.

by Surprise Nugget June 12, 2017

surprise appearance

An unexpected appearance by a person to an event that he or she wasn't even expected to attend.

The former pro baseball player made a surprise appearance at the Met Gala in May 2017 with his hubby.

by Silent Jerry June 21, 2017