Addendum to Rule 34 of the Internet, which states that if something exists, there is porn of it. Rule 34N simply adds that the time it takes to find porn of x is a function of the degree of mental-emotional distress you will encounter as a result of gazing upon said porn.
I invoked Rule 34 on scorpions last night. It took me three hours to find the porn, and a whole day of dry-heaving and washing my eyes out with bleach before I could get near my computer again. Next time I'll remember Rule 34N.
by meigwokyan September 12, 2013
Carson: Avery is in Alabama
Nash: oh then you can cheat on her
Carson: why?
Nash: cause bro the mile rule
Nash: oh then you can cheat on her
Carson: why?
Nash: cause bro the mile rule
by T$mgang January 19, 2018
by r1thm September 04, 2020
by vicxkellin July 20, 2018
If you are a male and if you eat spaghetti before having sexual intercourse with a guy, it’s not gay. The same applies to females. As eating spaghetti suggests that prior to your intercourse you committed to identifying as heterosexual.
-did you hear that (a male) sucked a dick? That’s gay.
- Nah bro, he’s not gay, he ate spaghetti before that.
-Oh right, because of the spaghetti rule.
- Nah bro, he’s not gay, he ate spaghetti before that.
-Oh right, because of the spaghetti rule.
by PreventMisconseptions May 18, 2023
An un-written rule given to the amount of time food can be consumed after falling onto the floor. You should pick up the food quickly if you want to eat it. Usually 3-10 seconds before it is deemed to dirty to eat.
by Some DUDE!!!!@ September 17, 2006
A game where whoever declares "Moose Rule" at any moment may hold up both their hands above their head as if they were moose antlers. once he has done this everyone at the party must must make moose antlers with both hands. Whoever is the last person to do so has to down there whole alcoholic drink.
I declare "Moose Rule"
by betawolf63 June 17, 2013