Total Nuts

1. When something is just so awesome or unbelievable that it cannot be expressed with just one word.

2. To express sympathy/empathy when something bad happens while using a somewhat caring/half mocking tone.

"Last night I looked out my window and saw a dog mounting a cat"
"Dude, that's just total nuts!"

"The doctor said it can't be cured without medicine and another rectal exam"
"Man, that's just total nuts ... dang."

by Sweet Action April 4, 2009

cactus nuts

When the hair on your ball-sac starts growing back several days after shaving it, usually causing itching and irritation.

Adam: Why do you keep scratching your junk?
Ben: I got cactus nuts dude, my sac is torn up!

by benzo11 November 14, 2006

golden nut

When a man gets angry at a woman for faking an orgasm, he asks her to suck him off to completion. Then, rather than jizzing into her mouth, he pretends like he's cumming and unleashes a tsunami of piss into her mouth.

Dude1: Yo, did you get with Shaniqua last night?
Dude2: Ya, that bitch faked a Big O on me, so I gave her a nice taste of my golden nut.

by gfaisjdfjjwejo December 15, 2016

Bitch Nut

The left testicle or "Left Nut". Often used is insults and to express dislike, because the left nut is the least desirable nut.

You ain't nothing but a bitch nut.

by Code"Froggystyle"Red January 27, 2009

Whip a nut

U-turn

We need to whip a nut, I've gone the wrong way.

by pmk182 July 17, 2016

liberal nut

A liberal nuts is someone who is so far left of center from reality that even the strongest most physically fit team of Clydesdale horses couldn't bring them halfway to reality.

_____ is a liberal nut!!! His ideas and beliefs are way out to lunch and never to return.

by Ol' Meanie December 4, 2017

Shafty Nut

A sexy ass mother fucker by the name of Nick Humphrys

Shafty Nut is sexy asf

by Jesuslations January 2, 2021