Whale load

A massive load, most of the time in proportion with a whale

I released my whale load on that bitches face last night. She almost drowned

by MagnumCock_420 June 26, 2016

Shame Load

Shamefully and deliberately jizzing without the use of masturbation.

Sometimes I just lay back, watch porn and let a shame loads fly.

by Silver willy December 15, 2013

Mother load

When you take a big poop

"Oh man, I gotta go mother load"

by Knightsfan2265 January 26, 2019

Holy Load

When Jesus shot his load at the devil's face and sent him back to hell. Used in modern times, when a girl leaves in anger right after you shot your load on her face.

Yo bro, I was with my girl last night and I shot a Holy Load. She hasn't called me back since.

by Chris Hardwick June 03, 2010

Grinder Load

The exact measurement of marijuana that a human person can pack into a marijuana grinder. Where the outcome results in a full if not overflowing bottom cell of the device.

"yo steve how much u gonna pitch on this blunt man?" " I just picked up a sack so I got a grinder load on this one".

by PJBluntz July 31, 2008

Doot load

used to signify an extremely large amount of something. also can be used to exagerate a point

There were a DOOT LOAD of flamers standing around the interior decorating store.

by eisthestuff March 05, 2003

loading a musket

metaphor for anal sex, but the kind that really packs it in there, you know the kind that will probably have some sort of explosive finale

Dude, I totally want to stick it in that girl's ass..
I dunno, bro, she looks too uptight, if you tried it'd probably be like loading a musket, after you pullout she's gonna shart all over the place

by ProfessorBling July 21, 2017