Internet Unicorn

Attractive females in pictures that can be found online, but when it comes to the real world they can never be found.
"Hey man look at this picture, isn't this chick sexy?"

"Dude she's a internet Unicorn"
by Pandrew December 12, 2016
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Internet Fart

A internet fart is when you turn on your mic at a unexpected time emitting a strange sound that emulates the passing of gas.
by canyoufeelthedaylickingourskin October 13, 2021
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Internet Surfer

Beautiful internet person you fall in love with based off of social media. Will probably never create a real meaningful relationship with then
Found a new internet surfer on Instagram today, way out of my league
by Horizontal Time Machine October 25, 2022
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Walmart Internet

Internet that is sub par or Shitty as the kids say. Your internet will probably not be working when you're trying to watch internet porn or play the newest installment of Call of Duty.
Guy 1: Hey Fuckin hurry your ass up and get in our game
Guy 2: Sorry my internet sucks
Guy 1: THATS CUZ YOU HAVE WALMART INTERNET
by Killzonebear September 24, 2014
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internet hiccup

When a website is available to some internet surfers on different ISP's while not being available on others.
Can you view the website "www.google.com"?
No, I can't, but you can for some reason.
Must be an Internet Hiccup.
by Rob Butler June 11, 2007
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Internet Goodbye

When you're on the computer and one of your friends logs out before you get to say goodbye.
Coolguy118: Alright well I'm going for the night, See ya.

*Coolguy118 has logged out*

IcanHas96: Bye!

IcanHas96: Damn it! Another Internet Goodbye!
by New_Yardbird February 25, 2011
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Internet Laid

Receiving copious amounts of likes and accolades on social media outlets i.e. Facebook and Instagram.
Person 1: Yo, did you see that new picture of Cortez running with the bulls in Pamplona?
Person 2: Yeah dude, he's so getting internet laid right now.
by FAB! August 06, 2017
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