gold farmer tan

(noun) the lack of pigment in one's skin due to infrequent exposure to sunlight as a result of playing video games. Most applicable during the summer months, a gold farmer's tan is the sign of staying inside on what would be considered a beautiful day. The term is not limited to those of fair complexion as it corresponds more to the actions of those who forego spending time outside for the comfort of the indoors. Origins of the term point back to a farmer's tan in which one's exposure to sunlight is limited to the forearms and neck. The other part comes from gold farming which is the practice of spending inordinate amounts of time in virtual game environments for the purpose of monetary gain. Both terms, when combined, take on a new meaning as a pejorative for the actions of heavy video game users.

The forecast for the next week is all above 90°F, looks like my brother will be working on his gold farmer tan.

by AspiringKnowItAll July 9, 2012

a small corn farmer

a small corn farmer sits all day in his farm

a small corn farmer will break his phone after losing in 2 rap battles

by GreenScout but he just j May 26, 2022

Dick Farmers

A couple who only produce offspring of the male variety.

Jane: All my children are boys

Nathan: Your a Dick Farmers

by GibbonLips December 6, 2024

Fuck Farmer

A individual who harvests fucks. But usually has none to give.

If I was a fuck farmer I'd be broke.

by Jdubs22 April 11, 2017

Farmer will

The. Best. TikToker. Ever.

“Hey! Did you see that love islander rolling around with a pig”

“Oh yeah farmer will always does that”

by Team.ndl.fl March 26, 2023

sneaky farmer

Melting butter in your asshole and using corn on the Cob to wipe It out

Nick love it when Toni gives him the sneaky farmer until he has to clean up the melted butter

by Cumguzzler92648 November 28, 2024

Farmer Craig

A self hating jew.

He learned to speak german instead of yiddish because he was such a farmer Craig.

by Reginald von mauhmn January 1, 2019