scuba dive

When a man tries to hook up with another man while it is not obvious that he is gay, and then indirectly denies that he is gay when the other man asks. The man needs a huge oxygen tank like the ones used by scuba divers to look for meals while hide his sexuality.

Kevin Spacey - Hey fuckboi I could sure use a scrotum massage.
Man in Gay Bar - Uh? Are you gay?
Kevin Spacey - Just because you scuba dive, doesn’t make you a scuba diver.

by mathman8 November 10, 2018

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Dive under

Staring at a girls butt/underwear/thong haning out of a girls pants/jeans/shorts.(mostly for daniela in english)

"Damn Tanner dive under, look at that a$$"

by Sportsnut793 May 10, 2007

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Muff dive

To muff dive, to muff dive is the act of a male or female(lesbian) performing cunnilingus on another female. When the male or female is performing the act of cunnilingus on their partner their mouth is busy therefore it is muffled.

(Suzanne and Amy were discussing their sexual libido and child birth)
Amy:Howard didn’t go down on me like that until after we were married and WOW I wish we had never waited.

Suzanne:Good for you girl. The only reason I let George muff dive is to muffle his damn mouth up for a few hours.

by Jay & Jane June 28, 2023

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Swine Dive

Like a swan dive but with an added backflip, called this because pigs are the farthest animal from swans and there is a high probability for a belly flop

Bro that guy just flopped hard,
yea bro he tried to do a swine dive

by dive boy May 13, 2021

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Gallywix Dive Team

Best Guild on the East Coast of the United States.

Random Newb: Yo how'd you get into the Gallywix Dive Team?
Team member: Honestly I'm not even that good at PvP, but I am a certified ass eater.
Random Newb: Oh, nice. I eat ass too, can I join?
Team member: Sure! */ginvite*

by BestAssEaterEastCoast December 13, 2021

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