by Literally any available handle August 22, 2020

The process of reaching down into your pants at socially vulnerable times to properly arrange the penis and / or scrotum, for males, or the labia, for women, to accommodate your current physical positioning.
He: "Sorry dudes, ya might wanna look away - I gotta junk dive and set my sac back in place."
She: "Sorry girls, look away, the lips are loose - I gotta go junk diving."
She: "Sorry girls, look away, the lips are loose - I gotta go junk diving."
by Retorter February 19, 2012

by WhiteMorganFreeman November 28, 2018

join me
mount thor is the tallest cliff in the world and im really making this to get a mug that says "I'm going to sky dive off mount thor without a parachute"
by Megilv June 17, 2024

Trying out one cafe after another on Pacific Coast Highway, regardless of its likely reputation.
This is not our original phrase, but perfectly described a favorite repeated activity by my most loved person and me.
This is not our original phrase, but perfectly described a favorite repeated activity by my most loved person and me.
by Past Pedestrian May 22, 2010

When you go to the mall for no particular reason other than to discover see friends and hang out. Not much shopping actually gets done.
by Chsklly May 18, 2016

A skydiver who's parachute malfunctions and doesn't deploy thus hitting the ground and dying. Also if parachute isn't pulled on purpose.
Me-Hey did you hear about about that guy at skydive USA?
Friend-Yeah man I heard he was a Dive Dart because he packed his chute wrong.
Me-Well he had a good run.
Friend-Yeah man I heard he was a Dive Dart because he packed his chute wrong.
Me-Well he had a good run.
by UDoneMessedUpA-Aron August 15, 2017
