Head Boarding

A form of Sexual Asphyxiation you go down on your partner (Head) while they stand in the shower and water runs along his or her penis and water (Boarding) you while you pleasure him or her.

"You pair are always at it! I didn't mean to walk in on you head boarding her last night"
"I heard you and your boyfriend in the shower last night."...." Yeah, I totally head boarded him, but he loved it".

by Robyn.McKenzie August 23, 2023

shot board

A part of a body where agreed for a guy to cum on.

Hey, shot board? Ok?

by Xero9 August 26, 2023

Cuchie Board

Formally known as a 'Reverse Gangbang', the 'Cuchie Board' is when many cuchies share one cock

"Did you hear how lucky Jason was? He had a vast array on his Cuchie Board last night!"

by Fier_Renard September 9, 2023

wobble board

A musical instrument created by entertainer Rolf Harris that consists of a masonite board or any other hardboard material.

girl: "What is your one talent?"
ghetto mf: "I can play the wobble board."

by among us sussy balls lmao September 16, 2023

cat boarding

The act of torturing confessions from prisoners by covering their faces with felines.

By cat boarding the Al Qaeda prisoners we were able to track down Bin Laden.

by Roger Roundly September 30, 2023

choice board

An awful slave of homework that only nurds complete before the last day until it’s do

I hate Ms Ellis because of our choice boards

by Big pp gang member 567896948 October 21, 2019

Pig boarding

A manipulation tactic which is so convert you are emotionally being moved around as farmers move pigs. Putting a giant board in front of the wrong way to go.

Before I knew it, they had my car, my money and my man. This is pig boarding.

by Miktini December 12, 2020