bait and tackle

Back in the Sailing days of Columbus..the men would get "lonely" So when they hit the beach they would collect worms in a jar..when back on the high seas and the URGE hit them they would insert the penis into the jar of worms, which would feel similar to their lady back home, and also would be FEEDING the worms at the same time!

Well Lady Victoria is not around, I better retire to my cabin for some BAIT N TACKLE!!

by Momma Mia March 21, 2004

Track Pack

What you need on a 2010 Mustang GT to beat a Camaro SS through the twisties.

The SS is faster than the GT in a straight line, but, a GT with Track Pack is quicker through the twisties.

by Mike Comanche May 5, 2009

Sharp as a tack

Dressed up, nice clothes, looking nice.

He looks so nice, he's sharp as a tack.

by Sharon Denise May 8, 2018

slide tackle

Used as a sexual reference: is commonly known as the act of a guy putting on cleats, slide tackling a girl into her vagina, then punching her in both boobs, shitting on her back, and then doing her. It is the sexual fantasy of many men, and is a common fetish in the porn industry.

You don't believe me? Google it.

Ryan: So the other day I was walking into my room when I saw Brady slide tackle the hell out of that bitch. It was so weird cause then he punched both her boobs, shit on her back, and proceeded to do her right there. Gross.

by Creebie February 23, 2009

hit the track

to smoke marijuana and help mellow your mood, relax, relieve stress, and just enjoy life

It is so boring tonight, we should hit the track.

by mkelly November 9, 2008

Track Sex

When you get up close to another racer, close enough to the point where it's like you're doin it.

Teddy: "You hit that?"
JZ: "I wish! It was Track Sex, It almost counts."

by JawZ251 October 15, 2008

tacked

getting drunk and high, and then having sex.

I got so tacked last night

by akeshaguy November 24, 2010