turtle head
what would be call the "head" of the terd poking out just to annoy you until you make it to the bathroom
turtle head by Fat Bastard August 7, 2002
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Turtle Fuck
When the girl you are fuckin just wants to lay on her back while you stick your cock in her shell. She Will refuse to do any sort of work and rather just last there legs wide open and motionless. (Sometimes groaning like a turtle during mating *see youtube*)
"baby im tired you get on top and work it...noooo i jus wanna lay hereeeee" YOU HAVE A CLASSIC TURTLE FUCK ON YOUR HANDS
Turtle Fuck by bfica287 November 12, 2009
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Turtle'd
Man lying on his back and putting his knees against his chest and pushing his penis downward between his legs and having his girl reverse cow girl ride him,her ass bouncing against his hamstrings,she is on all fours. Turtle'd
i turtle'd this girl so hard the other night, her ass was bouncing on my hamstrings, my penis being extended downward felt amazing. She got turtle'd!! ....i looked like a turtle who flipped on his shell.
Turtle'd by Litotopnotch November 23, 2011
turtle soup
a foul smelling female
a female who private area has a fishy oder
a female private area with a foul small and a yellowish discharge
a female who private area has a fishy oder
a female private area with a foul small and a yellowish discharge
turtle soup by basedchica September 19, 2011
turtle beetle
A little beetle usually found in pools...beetle the size of a dollar coin with little fins that help it swim it can last under water about 2 hrs without submerging to get air also known as turtle cockroach they can get to be as big as super ball or little golf ball.
as i went to clean my pool i saw a little mini turtle beetle eating the moss that was lying on the bottom.
turtle beetle by Rajpal May 13, 2005
turtle jockey
"Turtle" refering to the protruding pregnant female abdomen and "Jockey" referring to the male rider: One who engages in traditional or anal sex with a pregant (knocked up) woman.
Joe: "I fucked Suzy in the McDonald's parking lot."
Frank: "I heard that she's 7 months pregnant!"
Joe: "She is but I still banged her."
Frank: "You fuck'n turtle jockey!"
Frank: "I heard that she's 7 months pregnant!"
Joe: "She is but I still banged her."
Frank: "You fuck'n turtle jockey!"
turtle jockey by Mike Alexander June 17, 2007
turtle tips
The act of recieving many extra lives on the original Super Mario Bros. for Nintendo. At the end of world 3-1 you bounce on the turtle coming dowm the stairs leading to the castle thus increasing your extra lives.
The same as beetle bumps except much easier to do.
The same as beetle bumps except much easier to do.
John: Dude, dont forget to get your turtle tips when you get top the end of world 3-1 because you really suck at this game and you need all the lives you can get.
Mark: Oh yeah; thanks for reminding me.
Mark: Oh yeah; thanks for reminding me.
turtle tips by Copernicus P. Einstein July 2, 2009