Barney From The Simpsons Drunk

Being incredibly drunk, much like Barney Gumble from The Simpsons.

What'd you do last night bro? Oh not much, I just got Barney from The Simpsons drunk.

I was so Barney from The Simpsons drunk yesterday, I don't remember anything!

I could get Superman High or Barney from The Simpsons Drunk, hmm...

by BFochs715 July 28, 2009

the simpsons

a once great and innovative show that has now become stale with terrible jokes.

the simpsons is one of the worst shows on tv now.

by thegreatmonkey November 21, 2004

Sympathy Ham

Turning up at somoenes funeral, and instead of bringing a bunch of flowers or something, bringing a ham, with "Sorry For Your Loss" spelled out in cloves on it....

"Sorry for your loss Mary..... here's a ham, a sympathy ham...."

by Blathnaid April 9, 2010

The Simpsons

Matt Groening's gift to the world. Originally the family appeared on the Tracey Ullman Show in 1987, and got their own show on the Fox network two and a half years later. The pilot episode would be "Some Enchanted Evening"; however, the animation was so terrible, they had to abort the series premiere for a while. They would abort the entire series if the second episode, "Bart the Genius", also turned out terrible. However, that was a success, and the first episode was switched to "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire", and "Some Enchanted Evening" was switched to the series finale/thirteenth episode, airing in May 1990. "Bart the Genius" was the second episode; however, it was the first episode to use the trademark title sequence (originally it would be "Some Enchanted Evening".) Thus, "The Simpsons" was born!

I watched The Simpsons on Sunday at 7:00 p.m.

by Cummy worm November 30, 2010

Simpsons Math

A pop cultural term for counting in base 8, because each character in the Simpson family was born with four fingers on each hand, which means they would count like this: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 10, 11, …, such that all eight-fingered members could do without the symbols 8 or 9.

In Simpsons math, “If Homer and Marge and their four kids looked at two spiders, how would they write and pronounce the total number of their legs?” 20 and “two-zero” rather than “twenty.”

by MathPlus June 12, 2021

symphany

A smart girl with a little booty but a lot to offer. Very intelligent yet nasty. Smokes a lot of pot.

"Whoa girl over there sure is Symphany"
"Wanna smash Symphany tonight?"

by symphany June 18, 2018

Undeserved Sympathy

Sympathy that is actually deserved because most wealthy homes are cesspools of abuse and alcoholism. But because the world believes when your rich you have everything, rich kids often don't obtain the sympathy they deserve.

Undeserved Sympathy: sympathy which should really be granted to the rich but is not due to shallow jealousy

I'm sorry we'll be in Aspen this week. Why don't you call your friends and ask them to come over.

Translation: I'm sorry we have the money to continue our search for entertainment instead of doing the job we're supposed to do in raising you. Why don't you look to others for your self esteem and nurturing.

We're going to the Reads Charity event, if you want something, Helda can make it for you.

Translation: Once again, we won't be home for nice dinners and family cooked meals, instead we'll leave you a kitchen full of food that has to be cooked and you can spend the evening listening to how much our staff doesn't like us.

I'll get you a job.

Translation: We weren't home or sober enough to make sure you learned the coping skills you'd need to survive in the world, so we'll call a friend and get you employment which will pay well but leave you souless because in your heart of hearts you'll know you don't deserve it.

I married a younger woman/man.

Translation: I didn't need respect from society because I have money, so I picked myself out a nice prostitute to be your stepmother.

by yachtclub101.blogspot.com September 29, 2010