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switchblade

a knife with a blade that is realesed with the push of a button or lever, used by pimps and assasins everywhere.
by switch484 February 2, 2005
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Ditch the Bitch and make the Switch

something you tell a friend or brother that is being wieghed down by a nagging,gold digging,selfish,and slob bitch
hey jake ditch the bitch and make the switch(to no bitch status).lets go drink some beer
by isvan November 8, 2008
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Bait and Switch

When a designated driver says he will bring every one home from the bar, and then precedes to drink himself into a vomiting stupor. So that it is obvious he is the only one who can't drive.
I told my uncle's to come to the bar with me, and that I would bring them home. I then did 4 car bombs, 2 shots of vodka, 6 beers, and 2 martini's. My uncle's claimed I pulled a bait and switch on them.
by skate balls January 12, 2008
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switchfoot

l33tong band, anyone who don't like them are either gay or were refused their mothers titty as a youngster
Fred: hello i am kuni cos i dont like switchfoot
Jiminy: I agree whole heartedly my african american brother.
by Tom March 9, 2005
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switcher

A swinger. In Europe a someone who switches is the same as someone who swings.
If someone asks "Do you want to switch?" It means switch partners. Hence they might be a switcher.
by DC350 November 1, 2007
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switch

the end result after unprotected sexual activity between a brother and sister (given the sister had been inseminated), an inbred
Your uncle is your dad...you're a switch.
by gkhkguyl November 20, 2010
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big enough to go bear hunting with a switch

when theres a kid so big on your football team that u have to point that out to him.
Matulich, you're big enough to go bear hunting with a switch!!! now get angry!
by PeteMat March 3, 2009
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