When a man fills his pockets completely with baked beans, and a women then reaches in and jacks him off through the soupy beans.
by Flahugulus Bouglar August 01, 2019
When a guy tells you he wants to show you something cool and before you realize it, he unzips his pants and much to your surprise he shows you that he had his balls shaved!
Dude 1: Hey come over here a minute, I gotta show you something!
Dude 2: It better not be a Kuzniewski Surprise! That shit scare me.
Dude 2: It better not be a Kuzniewski Surprise! That shit scare me.
by batmanhere September 08, 2011
When In missionary position, pull out and Spum on his or her face. Blind them, then slap them. When they scream omg what the hell, yell out “ it was a spooky ghost “
by GaydolfStiffler July 02, 2022
When you go to perform fellatio on someone and there is a particularly surprising amount of pubic hair.
Sarah met a guy on Friday night with no hair on his arms or legs, but when she went to give him a blowjob he had a Surprise Muffin.
by Yep_checks-out August 06, 2018
by ShitDick82637 January 09, 2022
Whilst visiting Iceland with a friend, you pick up a girl from a third country and Eiffel Tower her across the gap in the tectonic plates. One guy stands on the North American plate while the second stands on the Eurasian plate.
At the end of a great night of drinking at the Cafe Petite, we gave that French chick a Keflavik Surprise!
by Stumpy Frank September 28, 2023
A liquid, foul smelling shit usually a dark green color as a result of food poisoning. The odor is reminiscent of a piece of roadkill that was knocked off into a ditch full of dank, brackish, water.
by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016